Top 10 things that will happen in football next year.

[pyro]

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1.Alabama wins National Championship
2.kentucky beats UT for the first time in about 30 years.
3.Vandy beats Ut for the first time in about 30 years.
4.Auburn goes winless.
5.Mike Shula wins coach of year award.
6.Brodie wins heisman.
7.Fat Phil gets popped like a baloon.
8.Texas craps on OU field.
9.Ut field turns purple.
10.stuff.

[bayoutider]

'preciate the optimism.

[GulfCoastTider]

1. Fat boy gets a federal conspiracy indictment.
2. Tenndud gets a federal conspiracy indictment.
3. Dickey gets a federal conspiracy indictment.
4. Rich Johanningmeier is charged with obstruction of justice, pleads out and agrees to testify against 1, 2, and 3.
5. FDIC takes over Colonial Bank.
6. Wingnut goes 5-6, gets contract extension.
7. Spurrier goes 11-2 (loses to Bama TWICE. AGAIN).
8. Franphony takes Penn State job.
9. Diddy retires, promotes Jeff-ro.
10. Stuff.

[BamaFan in Germantown]

	Quote:	GulfCoastTider
	1. Fat boy gets a federal conspiracy indictment. 2. Tenndud gets a federal conspiracy indictment. 3. Dickey gets a federal conspiracy indictment. 4. Rich Johanningmeier is charged with obstruction of justice, pleads out and agrees to testify against 1, 2, and 3. 5. FDIC takes over Colonial Bank. 6. Wingnut goes 5-6, gets contract extension. 7. Spurrier goes 11-2 (loses to Bama TWICE. AGAIN). 8. Franphony takes Penn State job. 9. Diddy retires, promotes Jeff-ro. 10. Stuff.

I would settle for the first 4

[bamaslaw]

	Quote:	pyro
	1.Alabama wins National Championship 2.kentucky beats UT for the first time in about 30 years. 3.Vandy beats Ut for the first time in about 30 years. 4.Auburn goes winless. 5.Mike Shula wins coach of year award. 6.Brodie wins heisman. 7.Fat Phil gets popped like a baloon. 8.Texas craps on OU field. 9.Ut field turns purple. 10.stuff.

I would exude thousands of tears of joy in such a case. Heck, I'll even throw in money for a tractor for the parade ;p

[BAMMAR]

Pyro, "More firewater Tonto!"
At least Awburnt Will Still Suck.

[davefrat]

i get to watch the tide for 5 months after waiting all the way through the nba, baseball, and golf snorefest of the spring and summer.

i'm already jonesin'.

[Vertical]

I'm with you on everything until #10. I just don't see "stuff" happening. Let's not be absurd.

[Alanbama27]

	Quote:	davefrat
	i get to watch the tide for 5 months after waiting all the way through the nba, baseball, and golf snorefest of the spring and summer. i'm already jonesin'.

I am thrilled that A-Day is only 7 weeks away, but I'm not even sure I can handle that wait!

[CrimsonMask]

	Quote:	Alanbama27
	I am thrilled that A-Day is only 7 weeks away, but I'm not even sure I can handle that wait!

After reading this post I almost wet myself in anticipation.
Ooops....did I say almost?

[bamafan918]

	Quote:	GulfCoastTider
	1. Fat boy gets a federal conspiracy indictment. 2. Tenndud gets a federal conspiracy indictment. 3. Dickey gets a federal conspiracy indictment. 4. Rich Johanningmeier is charged with obstruction of justice, pleads out and agrees to testify against 1, 2, and 3. 5. FDIC takes over Colonial Bank. 6. Wingnut goes 5-6, gets contract extension. 7. Spurrier goes 11-2 (loses to Bama TWICE. AGAIN). 8. Franphony takes Penn State job. 9. Diddy retires, promotes Jeff-ro. 10. Stuff.

Hey I like it all but can't see #8 taking place, way too cold up there for Kim.

[Selma-Bama-Fan]

I thought if you make a top 10 list, you start at 10 and go down?