Legal news from the UT football team! LOL

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Marsalous' daily itinerary

1. Wake up.

2. Go to Wal-Mart.

3. Indulge thuggish needs by purchasing a toy Uzi submachine gun.

4. Drive around Tennessee with toy gun at the ready.

5. Pass cop on highway.

6. Wave toy Uzi at law enforcement officer.

7. Get arrested.

8. Get bailed out.

9. Meet at Shoney's with Phatass for spin control.

10. Back to the athletic dorm for some in-service from a booster's daughter.