Caption This: Saban and Pete Carroll talking

TideMan09

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Nick can I ask a favor from you..After I fail miserably at Seattle..Will you please hire me on you coaching staff..

No can do Pete..Not with the extreme ncaa baggage you have as HC of USC..I'll call Coach Chiz for you though..I think you would fit in really good at Auburn..
 

Rattlehead82

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What strikes me is that CNS, Carroll and Cheesy are all the same height, yet the barners continue to call CNS "midget," and worse, when he and their coach look each other dead in the eye. (And Cheesy will flinch every time.)
And it's not just the aubbies. Fans of other rival teams just seem to live off it. Doesn't bother me that much since that's pretty much the only "knock" they have on him. Like you said, chizit and Carroll are both similar heights and neither don't have the abilities that he has; not even when you combine them.
 

BocaLance

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Pete: Seattle Seahawks, blah, blah, blah, blah; dream job, blah, blah, blah, blah; Opportunity of a lifetime, blah, blah, blah, blah; chance to coach at the top level again (in Seattle) blah, blah, blah, blah; My heart is in Seattle, blah, blah, blah; this team is really ready to compete now, blah, blah, blah, blah


Saban: Pete, everything you're sayin' to me right now is resonating as hollow, insincere, and false. In fact, your lack of a moral compass, or even the slightest amount of positive character is casting a cold pall over this room that is sending chills down my spine. Your eyes are beady, your face is a puzzle. In fact, the overwhelming stench from such concentrated disingenuousnes, I think might just cause me to proceed to throw up right here in this frozen hell you call a lair, a'ight?
 

IH8Orange

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Carroll: "So, do you pay the players at Alabama, Nick?"

Saban: "Yes. We give them an education, both in their curriculum and about how to live a successful life. We instill discipline and confidence in them. We teach them to depend on each other and to be dependable. We show them how hard work and maintaining a drive to be the best can pay dividends. We also give them a good chance of being able to state that they were part of a championship team. Those are things of value that many other places can't offer."

Carroll: "We give out bulletproof vests."
 

Bama323

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Saban: Pete, it's a good thing you're getting out of here now. You were next on my list...

Carroll: What list Coach...

Saban: (smiles and walks off)

Carroll: (looks at hands shaking)
 

TheCrimsonLiver

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Saban: "Aiight, I know you took something. Let me see your hands."

Pete: "What? You know I'm an honest guy. I was just looking for Reggie Bush hush money receipts. I think I was wearing these pants the last time he was paid."

Saban: "Don't go near the crystal or I will go all spider monkey on you. Don't make me break out these lethal weapons. I'm using all my might to keep them contained under my arm pits."
 

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