Joke thread - including cartoons, memes, and misc - Part VII

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This one popped up in my feed......classic Tonight Show episode - and apparently one week before his retirement.

This is a REALLY good one with Micheal Keaton, Martin Short, and Teri Garr........oh man......those were the days!

 

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This one popped up in my feed......classic Tonight Show episode - and apparently one week before his retirement.

This is a REALLY good one with Micheal Keaton, Martin Short, and Teri Garr........oh man......those were the days!

This is one of my favorite Carson clips. Bob Hope, Dean Martin and George Gobel. Both Gobel and Martin had “a snoot full”. And George was so tipsy he never noticed Dean flicking his cigarette ashes into his drink.

 

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[CajunCrimson]

I'm confused.

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Chicken milk seems gross
Especially if they were on a vegetarian diet

I guess you could read it as vegetarian milk, made by vegetarians who were fed chickens.

lots of options here

 

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Chicken milk seems gross
Especially if they were on a vegetarian diet

I guess you could read it as vegetarian milk, made by vegetarians who were fed chickens.

lots of options here

Trying to picture in my mind “how in the heck do you milk a chicken?” And “If you COULD milk a chicken, what it the world would possess you to do so?”

 

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Trying to picture in my mind “how in the heck do you milk a chicken?” And “If you COULD milk a chicken, what it the world would possess you to do so?”

 

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Very thing that came to mind

 

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