Well, another regular season is in the books and after cruising the various BAMA forums and reading all the various takes on the state of Tide football I have came to the conclusion that there should be two more forums for BAMA football fans. I propose:
KKK, or Keyboard Koaches Korps. - This forum would be restricted to only those fans who are convinced that they know more about CFB than any koach in the land. They are easily identified as they are extremely proud of their unparalled knowledge and eagerly demonstrate it at every opportunity. They take great delight in questioning the rationale behind every game-plan, starting lineup, depth chart, assisant coach hire, substitution and especially EVERY play which is not successful. Somehow they manage to juggle all this while still maintaining their careers. The amazing thing is that their careers run the gamut from fry cook to CEO, from tire changer to college professor, from trash man to politician which are sorta the same except the trash man has a much better work ethic and is more dependable. The only drawback keeping a school from tapping into this vast reservoir of gridiron acumen is that they usually only vengture their opinions AFTER the fact. Nonetheless, it would be a great service to everyone else if we could segregate all the KKK members onto one forum and spare the rest of us from having to wade through their constant rants.
We could even have a contest to pick a name for the KKK moderator, think of the possibilites. Grand Poo-Bah of Bunk, Imperial Wizard of Useless Info, Exalted Ruler of Drivel, etc. Any suggestions?
DOH, or Dense Old Homers. These are those guys that before every season can be easily identified by their constant claims that BAMA will go unbeaten and win the SEC and NC. They proudly claim that they've NEVER entertained the thought that BAMA might actually lose a game, in spite of the fact that graduation gutted both sides of the ball, there's no kicker or punter worth a crap and no return man faster than a 4.9 in the 40. They're supremely confident that the walk-on 5'9, 145 lb. QB with 5.2 speed and a noodle arm will somehow persevere and will lead the team to a perfect season on will alone. The folks can be easily identified by their constant rants of "WE ARE ALABAMA."
Their forum wouldn't even need a moderator because none of them can ever see a problem with BAMA football and they would never have anything to disagree about except possibly the margin of victory.
KKK or DOH? Can anyone think of any other new forums for the BAMA nation?
KKK, or Keyboard Koaches Korps. - This forum would be restricted to only those fans who are convinced that they know more about CFB than any koach in the land. They are easily identified as they are extremely proud of their unparalled knowledge and eagerly demonstrate it at every opportunity. They take great delight in questioning the rationale behind every game-plan, starting lineup, depth chart, assisant coach hire, substitution and especially EVERY play which is not successful. Somehow they manage to juggle all this while still maintaining their careers. The amazing thing is that their careers run the gamut from fry cook to CEO, from tire changer to college professor, from trash man to politician which are sorta the same except the trash man has a much better work ethic and is more dependable. The only drawback keeping a school from tapping into this vast reservoir of gridiron acumen is that they usually only vengture their opinions AFTER the fact. Nonetheless, it would be a great service to everyone else if we could segregate all the KKK members onto one forum and spare the rest of us from having to wade through their constant rants.
We could even have a contest to pick a name for the KKK moderator, think of the possibilites. Grand Poo-Bah of Bunk, Imperial Wizard of Useless Info, Exalted Ruler of Drivel, etc. Any suggestions?
DOH, or Dense Old Homers. These are those guys that before every season can be easily identified by their constant claims that BAMA will go unbeaten and win the SEC and NC. They proudly claim that they've NEVER entertained the thought that BAMA might actually lose a game, in spite of the fact that graduation gutted both sides of the ball, there's no kicker or punter worth a crap and no return man faster than a 4.9 in the 40. They're supremely confident that the walk-on 5'9, 145 lb. QB with 5.2 speed and a noodle arm will somehow persevere and will lead the team to a perfect season on will alone. The folks can be easily identified by their constant rants of "WE ARE ALABAMA."
Their forum wouldn't even need a moderator because none of them can ever see a problem with BAMA football and they would never have anything to disagree about except possibly the margin of victory.
KKK or DOH? Can anyone think of any other new forums for the BAMA nation?
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