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Girl Scouts highly unimpressed after New Jersey troop teams up with local cannabis dispensary to sell cookies
I cannot believe no one has thought of this before. If they ever make weed legal here in Georgia, I will open 2 shops. One for weed and one for doughnuts, right next door to each other. Then sit back and count my money.
 
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NY Post reports that Jr cut off a dead raccoons penis.
In his diary, he writes about cutting off the penis of a road-killed raccoon in 2001, while his “kids waited patiently in the car,” so that he could examine it later.
 
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NY Post reports that Jr cut off a dead raccoons penis.
In his diary, he writes about cutting off the penis of a road-killed raccoon in 2001, while his “kids waited patiently in the car,” so that he could examine it later.

You know... There used to be some very smart erudite and thoughtful Republicans out there... Like Selmaborntide. Where are they now???

We need to bring balance to the force in this here country.
 
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NY Post reports that Jr cut off a dead raccoons penis.
In his diary, he writes about cutting off the penis of a road-killed raccoon in 2001, while his “kids waited patiently in the car,” so that he could examine it later.
maybe he was comparing sizes?

I can honestly say that I have never heard of mountain man toothpick. Of all the things I could possibly use as a toothpick. a racoon's wee wee bone is not even cracking the top 100,000 things.
 
Interestingly, we stand alone among the great apes in not having a penile bone (baculum). Yet we are the sexiest of the apes, with the possible exception of bonobos, who use sex for a variety of functions other than just procreation (again, just like us). The first experiments in the 30s with remedies for impotence actually involved implantation, or even replacement in the instance of traumatic amputation, of a rib portion. I always wondered if that created a permanent erection which had to be concealed. Today, they have much more sophisticated devices for those men who have impotence which is refractory to medical treatment...
 
Interestingly, we stand alone among the great apes in not having a penile bone (baculum). Yet we are the sexiest of the apes, with the possible exception of bonobos, who use sex for a variety of functions other than just procreation (again, just like us). The first experiments in the 30s with remedies for impotence actually involved implantation, or even replacement in the instance of traumatic amputation, of a rib portion. I always wondered if that created a permanent erection which had to be concealed. Today, they have much more sophisticated devices for those men who have impotence which is refractory to medical treatment...

Dad, being a urologist, had implant samples lying around the house... I wonder about my childhood sometimes!
 
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