1. What does the average Arkansas player get on his SAT's?
Drool.
2. An Arkansas football player was almost killed in a tragic horseback-riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death.
Thank God the manager of the K-Mart came out and unplugged it.
3. What are the best four years of an Arkansas student's life?
Third grade.
4. How do you get an Arkansas graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
5. The Arkansas football team was placed in a remedial English class. The professor asked the class, "Does anyone know what comes after a sentence?"
All of the players raised their hands. "The appeal," they shouted with pride.
6. What do you get when you breed a groundhog and an Arkansas football Player?
Six more weeks of bad football.
7. How many Arkansas freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
None, it's a second year course.
8. Why don't Arkansas teams have ice on the sidelines?
The guy with the recipe graduated.
9. What do you get when you drive slowly by the Arkansas campus?
A degree.
10. Why do Arkansas graduates hang their diplomas from the rear view mirror?
To justify their handicapped parking.
Drool.
2. An Arkansas football player was almost killed in a tragic horseback-riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death.
Thank God the manager of the K-Mart came out and unplugged it.
3. What are the best four years of an Arkansas student's life?
Third grade.
4. How do you get an Arkansas graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
5. The Arkansas football team was placed in a remedial English class. The professor asked the class, "Does anyone know what comes after a sentence?"
All of the players raised their hands. "The appeal," they shouted with pride.
6. What do you get when you breed a groundhog and an Arkansas football Player?
Six more weeks of bad football.
7. How many Arkansas freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
None, it's a second year course.
8. Why don't Arkansas teams have ice on the sidelines?
The guy with the recipe graduated.
9. What do you get when you drive slowly by the Arkansas campus?
A degree.
10. Why do Arkansas graduates hang their diplomas from the rear view mirror?
To justify their handicapped parking.
