as the power of the hat thread has grown, so has the power of bama football. a new era has emerged. an era of dominance. a rekindling of excellence. this is not the saban era. this is the era where men quiver in fear at the mere sight of the hat. worlds are shattered by it. the lamentations of our opponent's women can be heard above cries of their broken men.
Gentlemen:
WE ARE HAT THREAD!!!!!!!!!