May as well put this in the joke thread as it's false, WorldNewsDailyReport is a 'satire' site.
Talk about a clam-ity! And who called the clam-bulance? He really should clam down with this stuff.
Okay, I'll stop now.
Bizarre Headlines in News III
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Master plan, huh. Here's my plan: You've already got the main attraction so I would add maybe a lingerie store (so you can take home your inspiration to your significant other), a bank (for advancing cash), a gift shop (in case you realize the lingerie won't get you out of the doghouse) and a medical clinic.
Talk about a clam-ity! And who called the clam-bulance? He really should clam down with this stuff.
Okay, I'll stop now.
Was a Scuba Diver Hospitalized After Getting His Penis Stuck in a Giant Clam?
A sexually adventurous scuba diver was supposedly brought down by a shellfish allergy.
www.snopes.com
There was one that did. I mean, I heard from a friend, there was one that did.
California urgent care staff fired after posting ‘dehumanizing’ TikTok mocking patients in exam room
One commenter, claiming to be a nurse, said the video left her “speechless” and bashed the workers for being “unprofessional and unethical.”
nypost.com
How the heck do losers like this make it through medical school and/or nursing school???
A California woman registered her dog to vote and sent mail-in ballots on behalf of her dog
But Democrats assured us mail-in voting is completely and totally secure!
But Democrats assured us mail-in voting is completely and totally secure!
Trans woman is cleared of flashing penis because she's too FAT
Darren Glines, who now goes by Rachel, was found not guilty of three counts of indecent exposure at the YMCA in Xenia, Ohio.
Skims’ new ‘ultimate bush’ pubic-hair thong baffles social media: ‘I’m calling 911’
After only an hour on Instagram, the video already has almost 500 comments, most of which are less than positive.
pagesix.com
I thought about making a political joke out of this but then realized we've gone too far down the rabbit hole as a nation if this company survives much longer.
'Butt breathing': Scientists explore innovative technique for lung health improvements
An unconventional method of delivering oxygen rectally, known as "enteral ventilation," is advancing through human clinical trials, according to a study.
abc3340.com
'Butt breathing': Scientists explore innovative technique for lung health improvements
An unconventional method of delivering oxygen rectally, known as "enteral ventilation," is advancing through human clinical trials, according to a study.U.S. and Japanese scientists suggest that a "butt breathing" technique might eventually benefit people who have lung problems.
I think I would rather have asthma'Butt breathing': Scientists explore innovative technique for lung health improvements
An unconventional method of delivering oxygen rectally, known as "enteral ventilation," is advancing through human clinical trials, according to a study.
'Butt breathing': Scientists explore innovative technique for lung health improvements
An unconventional method of delivering oxygen rectally, known as "enteral ventilation," is advancing through human clinical trials, according to a study.
U.S. and Japanese scientists suggest that a "butt breathing" technique might eventually benefit people who have lung problems.
Did not know where to post this but it appears the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, in conjunction with Jamie Dimon is going to confiscate all my money. 
The email I got:
From Supreme Court Of The United States
Location: 1 First St NE, Washington, D.C.20543, USA
Dear Beneficiary
I'm Chief Justice John G Roberts: From Supreme Court Of the  United States, this is to inform you about your fund payment file which was brought to my office by Mr. Jamie Dimon the CEO  of  JP Morgan Chase Bank, for me to confiscate your transaction with them. according to Mr. Jamie Dimon. he said that I should sign a power of attorney to divert your fund to the government treasury account just because you can not afford to pay the required fee. which is $500 before you can receive your fund, in his words, he said that you abandon your fund for some time now without hearing from you, but my spirit did not allow me to cancel your fund because I know the value and the importance of what you are about to lose. so I told him to wait until I heard from you today. and know the reason why you rejected such an amount of (10.5 million) United States Dollars which I know will change your life future initially. dear beneficiary I don't see any reason why you should abandon your compensation fund because of $500 ,
The email I got:
From Supreme Court Of The United States
Location: 1 First St NE, Washington, D.C.20543, USA
Dear Beneficiary
I'm Chief Justice John G Roberts: From Supreme Court Of the  United States, this is to inform you about your fund payment file which was brought to my office by Mr. Jamie Dimon the CEO  of  JP Morgan Chase Bank, for me to confiscate your transaction with them. according to Mr. Jamie Dimon. he said that I should sign a power of attorney to divert your fund to the government treasury account just because you can not afford to pay the required fee. which is $500 before you can receive your fund, in his words, he said that you abandon your fund for some time now without hearing from you, but my spirit did not allow me to cancel your fund because I know the value and the importance of what you are about to lose. so I told him to wait until I heard from you today. and know the reason why you rejected such an amount of (10.5 million) United States Dollars which I know will change your life future initially. dear beneficiary I don't see any reason why you should abandon your compensation fund because of $500 ,
HA! I was too smart for em! That's why all my money is tied up in Nigerian royalty. They won't be a-screwing me today!Did not know where to post this but it appears the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, in conjunction with Jamie Dimon is going to confiscate all my money.
The email I got:
From Supreme Court Of The United States
Location: 1 First St NE, Washington, D.C.20543, USA
Dear Beneficiary
I'm Chief Justice John G Roberts: From Supreme Court Of the  United States, this is to inform you about your fund payment file which was brought to my office by Mr. Jamie Dimon the CEO  of  JP Morgan Chase Bank, for me to confiscate your transaction with them. according to Mr. Jamie Dimon. he said that I should sign a power of attorney to divert your fund to the government treasury account just because you can not afford to pay the required fee. which is $500 before you can receive your fund, in his words, he said that you abandon your fund for some time now without hearing from you, but my spirit did not allow me to cancel your fund because I know the value and the importance of what you are about to lose. so I told him to wait until I heard from you today. and know the reason why you rejected such an amount of (10.5 million) United States Dollars which I know will change your life future initially. dear beneficiary I don't see any reason why you should abandon your compensation fund because of $500 ,
She's got a dickie-do belly.Trans woman is cleared of flashing penis because she's too FAT
Darren Glines, who now goes by Rachel, was found not guilty of three counts of indecent exposure at the YMCA in Xenia, Ohio.www.dailymail.co.uk
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