Bizarre Headlines in News III

[Bamaro]

All eyes on Olympic ski-jumping’s crotch-enlargement scandal in Norway​

The Milan Cortina 2026 Winter Olympics are rapidly approaching, and a weird cheating scandal has shaken the world of ski jumping, and drawn international attention to the high-stakes battle over equipment rules. In a bizarre discovery, it seems the cold temperature on the ski jump ramp has an indirect effect on aerodynamics. Dubbed the “crotch-enlarging scandal” or even “Penisgate” in some media circles, the controversy centres on Norwegian team officials caught illegally modifying athletes’ suits to gain an aerodynamic edge, specifically by enlarging the crotch area for extra lift and distance. https://euroweeklynews.com/2026/01/...umpings-crotch-enlargement-scandal-in-norway/

 

[CrimsonJazz]

Man accused of posing as FBI agent in apparent attempt to spring Luigi Mangione from prison

The Minnesota man was charged with impersonating an FBI agent after he showed up at a federal prison in New York City claiming to have a court order to release Mangione.

www.nbcnews.com

A Minnesota man was charged Thursday with impersonating an FBI agent after he showed up at a federal prison in New York City claiming to have a court order to release an inmate, identified by a law enforcement source as accused killer Luigi Mangione.

In his backpack, BOP workers found a barbecue fork and a “round steel blade” that resembled a pizza cutter.

Anderson had traveled to New York from Minnesota for a job opportunity that didn’t work out, and he had been working at a pizzeria, the law enforcement source said.

 

[CrimsonJazz]

Every monk in Thai temple defrocked after testing positive for meth

"The temple is now empty of monks and nearby villagers are concerned they cannot do any merit-making," an official said.

www.cbsnews.com

A Buddhist temple in central Thailand has been left without monks after all of its holy men failed drug tests and were defrocked, a local official said Tuesday.

Four monks, including an abbot, at a temple in Phetchabun province's Bung Sam Phan district tested positive for methamphetamine on Monday, district official Boonlert Thintapthai told AFP.

 

[CrimsonJazz]

Doctors find live WWI artillery shell in man's rectum in France

The unnamed 24-year-old rushed to the Rangueil Accident and Emergency unit in Toulouse, in the south west of the country, late on Saturday night (stock image).

www.dailymail.co.uk

‘Emergency surgery was carried out, and the object was found to be an artillery shell dating back to the First World War.

‘Worse still, it had not exploded, and so bomb disposal experts had to be called to diffuse the shell, with the fire brigade standing by.’

Imagine if that HAD gone off. Talk about fallout! Zing!

 

[Padreruf]

Doctors find live WWI artillery shell in man's rectum in France

The unnamed 24-year-old rushed to the Rangueil Accident and Emergency unit in Toulouse, in the south west of the country, late on Saturday night (stock image).

www.dailymail.co.uk

Imagine if that HAD gone off. Talk about fallout! Zing!

I just would love to know how it became lodged there...or maybe I don't....

 

[Bamaro]

New craft beer out of Oregon is brewed using Black Bear Poop!

MSN

 

[Elefantman]

New craft beer out of Oregon is brewed using Black Bear Poop!

MSN

So I guess the answer to that ago old question is..... Yes?

 

[CrimsonJazz]

New craft beer out of Oregon is brewed using Black Bear Poop!

MSN

Whoo, it packs a kick, but tastes like..........

 

[crimsonaudio]

New craft beer out of Oregon is brewed using Black Bear Poop!

MSN

Good grief...

 

[Padreruf]

Good grief...

There's a good reason not to drink beer...

 

[CrimsonJazz]

There's a good reason not to drink beer...

I suppose eventually someone would have to think of at least one.

 

[Crimson1967]

Kentucky man covered in fur arrested after allegedly being caught having sex with deer

He is charged with sexual crimes against animals.

local12.com

I really don’t know what to say about this.

 

[CrimsonJazz]

I really don’t know what to say about this.

I do, but it would probably earn me a vacation around here.

 

[DzynKingRTR]

Kentucky man covered in fur arrested after allegedly being caught having sex with deer

He is charged with sexual crimes against animals.

local12.com

I really don’t know what to say about this.

My thoughts before today was beastiality is the most disgusting thing I could think of. Nope there is something worse necrophillia beastiality.

 

[Bamaro]

Kentucky man covered in fur arrested after allegedly being caught having sex with deer

He is charged with sexual crimes against animals.

local12.com

I really don’t know what to say about this.

When you're too poor to be part of the Epstein class.

 

[CrimsonJazz]

My thoughts before today was beastiality is the most disgusting thing I could think of. Nope there is something worse necrophillia beastiality.

Not being able to run away does make the heart grow fawn'der.

 

[Huckleberry]

Martini in student's lunch box prompts Georgia police to warn parents: 'That is NOT Apple Juice'

“That is a whole ‘Parent had a long night’ starter pack,” read the tongue-in-cheek warning from the local PD, along with a picture of the canned martini that was packed in a child's lunch.

www.nbcnews.com

Martini in student's lunch box prompts Georgia police to warn parents: 'That is NOT Apple Juice'​

“That is a whole ‘Parent had a long night’ starter pack,” read the tongue-in-cheek warning from the local PD, along with a picture of the canned martini that was packed in a child's lunch.

Police near Atlanta kindly asked parents Wednesday to double-check lunches they pack for their children after one tyke came to school with a martini to wash down a midday snack.

The South Fulton Police Department released a picture of what, at a quick glance, looked like a normal school lunch.

But on closer examination, the aluminum can wasn't juice, soda or any other non-intoxicating beverage. It was a can of lemon martini made with "vodka, triple sec and lemon juice," according to its label.

 

[CrimsonJazz]

Martini in student's lunch box prompts Georgia police to warn parents: 'That is NOT Apple Juice'

“That is a whole ‘Parent had a long night’ starter pack,” read the tongue-in-cheek warning from the local PD, along with a picture of the canned martini that was packed in a child's lunch.

www.nbcnews.com

Martini in student's lunch box prompts Georgia police to warn parents: 'That is NOT Apple Juice'​

“That is a whole ‘Parent had a long night’ starter pack,” read the tongue-in-cheek warning from the local PD, along with a picture of the canned martini that was packed in a child's lunch.

Police near Atlanta kindly asked parents Wednesday to double-check lunches they pack for their children after one tyke came to school with a martini to wash down a midday snack.

The South Fulton Police Department released a picture of what, at a quick glance, looked like a normal school lunch.

But on closer examination, the aluminum can wasn't juice, soda or any other non-intoxicating beverage. It was a can of lemon martini made with "vodka, triple sec and lemon juice," according to its label.
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Are they sure this didn't belong to one of the teachers? God knows, I would need a drink to get through the day if I had that job.

 

[Elefantman]

Kentucky man covered in fur arrested after allegedly being caught having sex with deer

He is charged with sexual crimes against animals.

local12.com

I really don’t know what to say about this.

Hey Florida man, hold my beer.

 

[TIDE-HSV]

Hey Florida man, hold my beer.

Cosplaying taken to a whole new depth...