Cajun jokes

[BamaScooter16]

In light of all the coonass comments and hubbub, I found a funny cajun joke on another forum I visit regularly:

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are neighbors in Breaux Bridge. Boudreaux is in need of a new milk cow. He hears about a nice one for sale over in Church Point. He drives over to Church Point, looks at the cow, and reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs her closest teat and pulls, the cow farts.
Boudreaux is very surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, and reaches under the cow to try again. So, he grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out, however. So, after some discussion, Boudreaux decides to buy the cow anyway and take it home.
Boudreaux calls his neighbor Thibodeaux over and says, "Come here and look at dis new cow I just bought. Pull her teat, and see what happens."
Well, Thibodeaux reaches under and pulls; the cow farts. Thibodeaux looks up at Boudreaux and says, "Did you buy dis cow in Church Point, Boudreaux?"
Boudreaux is very surprised and says, "dats right, how did ya know?"
Thibodeaux says, "My wife, she is from Church Point too."

:BigA:

 

[alextupelo]

THIS IS A FAMILY BOARD HOW DARE YOU BRING IN SUCH SMUT!

no i'm only kidding thanks for the laugh:biggrin:

 

[BamaScooter16]

Here's another one that's not quite so racy:

Boudreaux, a Cajun highlander from Rapides Parish in central Louisiana, was an older, single gentleman, who was born and raised a Baptist, living in South Louisiana. Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. Now, all of Boudreaux's neighbors were Catholic... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Fridays. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The priest came to visit Boudreaux, and suggested that Boudreaux convert to Catholicism.

After several classes and much study, Boudreaux attended Mass... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist and raised a Baptist, but now you are Catholic."

Boudreaux's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
The priest was called immediately by the neighbors and as he rushed into Boudreaux's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped in amazement and watched .

There stood Boudreaux, clutching a small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat, and chanted: "You wuz born a deer and you wuz raised a deer, but now you a catfish."

:BigA:

 

[BamaFan in Germantown]

It's not Cajun, but it's time to pick on the barn.

A south Alabama farmer dies and, being a heathen, goes to Hell. When he
gets there it's 95* with 90% humidity, but Satan notices he's kicked
back
on the brimstone relaxing comfortably. He asks, "Why aren't you
miserable like everyone else here?" The farmer replies, "Oh, this is
like a warm Spring day in south 'Bama. I like it." Angry, Satan turns up
the thermostat until it's 100* and 95% humidity. Still, the farmer's
happy. "This is like a good June day on the farm. Not bad at all."
Furious, Satan turns it up to 105* and 99% humidity. Everyone is even
more miserable, except the south Alabama farmer still laying there
resting. "Hey, this is like a good August day on the farm bailing hay.
Feels good. The hotter the better." In a total rage, Satan turns the
thermostat down to minus 25*F. Within seconds, the air becomes chilly
and frost appears, soon followed by solid ice everywhere. Satan smirks,
watching the farmer. The confused farmer looks down at the frozen ground
for a moment, suddenly jumps up excitedly, looks around everywhere and
begins to laugh, scream, and jump for joy. "AUBURN WON A NATIONAL
CHAMPIONSHIP!!! AUBURN WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!...."

 

[alextupelo]

that one is my favorite

 

[TIDE-HSV]

OK, I'll post one and then move the thread. When I was a freahsman, some of us had gone out on a Thursday for a late meal. One guy was Catholic, from Mobile. The guy who had the idea seemed like he was sort of stalling things. It was at a little counter place on the strip that's now gone. The Catholic guy ordered two cheeseburgers (wonder how much he weighs now?). Just before the first bite, the instigator leaned over and said "Do you realize what time it is?" It had just passed midnight, this was back in the days when every Friday was fish day for Catholics. Billy, our Catholic guy, made a cross over the burgers and entoned "You are now fish." This one was true...

 

[Spot Dailey]

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