Hopefully a judge or jury does what should be done and throw this out. Guy should be dead anyway.
A prisoner in Virginia sued himself a few years back.
He sais:
1. I am a teatotaler.
2. I violated my own civil rights by getting drunk and defacing a tombstone in a cemetery (the offense for which he was in jail at the time of his lawsuit filing.)
3. Thus, I owe myself $1 million for violating my own civil rights.
4. Because I am in jail at the time and thus cannot work, I want Commonwealth of Virginia to pay the bill.
The Commonwealth Judge threw the case out.
The amazing thing is that he could not find a Federal judge stupid enough or crazy enough to take the case and order Virginia to pay up. Maybe he couldn't find such a Federal judge because he wasn't in the Ninth Circuit.