Forgive My Ignorance: ? About Corndogs

[LSU63]

I knew it had to be false. It came from a barner so it has to be stupid. Besides I met Saban for a few minutes a couple of months back and he smelt a little of Red Man Gold not corn dogs.

So if that all came from a post on a Auburn board let's try starting a new one: I met a Barner today and he smelt like_______________. You insert the joke.

Good point, did ya'll scrub Nick down? Because I'm pretty sure he was corndog!

 

[RVTIDER]

I have a secret recipe from Oscar Myer on how to remove corn dog smell. Now only if I could get a recipe from Miracle Grow on how to remove fertilizer smell I could visit Auburn again.:biggrin:

 

[briancm]

All these years I thought Urban Myer invented the corndog.

 

[RVTIDER]

Urban Myer, Oscar's half brother invented the stick in the corn dog.

 

[forzaazzurri]

briancm All these years I thought Urban Myer invented the corndog.

Most people do, but in reality that's a common misconception.:biggrin2:

 

[LCN]

A victory for whom? If it's Bama, how do you remember that smell, its been a while.

Geez . You know the flick . Charlie don't surf ! apocalypse now:wink:

 

[Sano]

 

[BocaLance]

I love corn dogs.

 

[dvldog]

They used a coonDOG to track the mighty beasty!:biggrin2:

 

[RVTIDER]

So that is why there is a stick in them. They kill the corn dog with the stick.

 

[dvldog]

This may not be a corndog but a smoked andoille sausage made from the hindquarter of the vicious andoillesaurus. Ummm, spicy.

 

[Vinny]

I have not eaten a corn dog in a long time. I have really not had the craving.

 

[yellowhammer13]

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that:

1. It came from an Auburn fan so I guess that would account for the confusion.

2. From the feedback I've gotten by LSU fans I don't think that bothers them very much. Now the two guys kissing that ruffled some feathers. I still use that to this very day.


If all else fails just mention the glorious wave of purple and gold as those two guys revealed their burning passion for each other on national television. It was a good day to be an LSU fan!!:eek2:

Hee Hee!!! It always takes a while to stop laughing after watching that clip..... The only thing sweeter would have been two Barners smoochin it up!!! LOL!!!!! :biggrin::biggrin:

 

[red55]

From the feedback I've gotten by LSU fans I don't think that bothers them very much. Now the two guys kissing that ruffled some feathers. I still use that to this very day.

They say that 5 to 10 percent of any statistically valid group is gay. That means that there are at least 1200 gay students at Bama and 1600 at LSU. At least our fags are fans at the football game wearing purple and gold, not wearing tutu's and marching at a gay pride parade! :biggrin2:

If you really want to see some gay students, just go to an SEC softball game sometime and observe.

 

[red55]

The corn dog is very popular in Japan, where it is called Doggu! Maybe the Georgia Bulldoggu's smell like corndogs.

 

[Big tide fan forever]

thats okay

 

[Hankster2]

They say that 5 to 10 percent of any statistically valid group is gay. That means that there are at least 1200 gay students at Bama and 1600 at LSU. At least our fags are fans at the football game wearing purple and gold, not wearing tutu's and marching at a gay pride parade! :biggrin2:

If you really want to see some gay students, just go to an SEC softball game sometime and observe.

I'm sorry but I searched youtube and couldn't find the video of two male Bama fans kissing which backs up your argument.

When you say "They say" are you referring to the two LSU fans in the video?

 

[Pachydermatous]

They say that 5 to 10 percent of any statistically valid group is gay. That means that there are at least 1200 gay students at Bama and 1600 at LSU. At least our fags are fans at the football game wearing purple and gold, not wearing tutu's and marching at a gay pride parade! :biggrin2:

If you really want to see some gay students, just go to an SEC softball game sometime and observe.

Why softball, and not lawn tennis or quilting bee????

 

[red55]

I'm sorry but I searched youtube and couldn't find the video of two male Bama fans kissing which backs up your argument.

When you say "They say" are you referring to the two LSU fans in the video?

http://www.familyresearchinst.org/FRI_AIM_Talk.html

 

[Bodhisattva]

The corndog business is totally an Auburn thing. You guys surprise me. Some Barner plagiarized an old story written by someone at Oklahoma State in the 1960's about Iowa State. You know, Iowa, the land of corn and hogs. The corndog is their regional cuisine. The joke made sense.

So, this Barner substituted LSU for Iowa State and and made a post that made no sense at all, but they thought it was hilarious at Agbarn. Anyone who has ever tailgated in Baton Rouge knows that LSU smells like jambalaya, gumbo, smoked andoille, and boiling crustaceans. They keep putting that invented Wikipedia paragraph up and Wikipedia keeps taking it down.

Honestly, the corndog thing is the lamest taunt I have ever heard (OK, Hoddy Toddy may be lamer). Teams with some swagger will holler TIGERBAIT, or ROLL TIDE, or BOOMER SOONER at you. Barners with a weenie fixation walk around LSU saying "Corndog! Corndog!" and giggling to each other. LSU fans who don't frequent Auburn web sites (ie, most LSU fans) have no idea what they are talking about.

We're embarassed for them.

Are you saying the Barners can't do anything original? Get out of here!