Joke thread - including cartoons, memes, and misc - Part IX

[Elefantman]

Bathtub and some acid should do it.

I was leaning towards a backhoe and lye.

 

[Rocky Mtn Bob]

Last time that I went, it cost me almost $30 and it was just me. little burger, little cajun fries, and a milkshake. It wasn't even that good.

5 Guys is one of the most over-rated eateries I've experienced. Tip-top prices for ordinary food.