LSU joke...(clean)

[Fishhead]

Thought you guys might have some fun with this...




An 8 year old boy was riding his bicycle in Bryan, Texas when he saw
his friend being attacked by a large pit bulldog. The boy jumped off his bike, ran and jumped on the dog's back. After prying the vicious animal's teeth from his young friend's body, he put the dog in a choke hold and held on until the dog was dead. The local newspaper editor happened to witness this feat and after calling for the ambulance on his cell phone, ran over to the young hero and said, "Son, that was one of the bravest things I have ever seen. You're going to make tomorrow's headlines.

It will read: Texas A&M Fan is Hero; Risks His Life; Saves Young Friend from Vicious Pit Bull Attack.

The youngster said, "That's nice, but I'm not a Texas A&M Fan".

The editor said, "OK, then it will read: University of Texas Fan Saves Young Friend's Life in Pit-Bull Attack.


The young man said, "But I'm not a University of Texas fan."

The editor said, "OK, then it will read: Rice Fan Saves Friend's Life. Once again the young man interrupted, saying, "I'm not a Rice fan, either."

The editor, becoming somewhat irritated, asked, "Then, who is your favorite team?"

The kid replied with a big smile, "LSU"

The next morning, the local newspaper headlines read:
BELOVED FAMILY PET MURDERED BY LITTLE COON.....

 

[CajunCrimson]

LOL, being part Coon >>>, I'm offended at that, but the other part of me thought that was pretty damn funny, lol.

 

[lafella]

lol that's a good one.

 

[bamachile]

I think I saw that story in the Beaumont paper the other day...:wink:

good 'un.

 

[bamafan76]

Gotta love it, coming from a louisiana native...:BigA:

 

[BamaJama17]

Hehehehehe.

 

[Vinny]

Oh my God was that funny, good one. :biggrin:

 

[bamacrewdog3]

now thats funny i dont care who you are

 

[TiderB]

Hahahaha. Alright, alright, I got one. So a horse, a blonde, and a priest walk into a bar...........

 

[J.Will]

LSU fan in training...

 

[bamachile]

Hahahaha. Alright, alright, I got one. So a horse, a blonde, and a priest walk into a bar...........

Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?:wink:

 

[red55]

Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?:wink:

No but I heard about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac. He stays up nights wondering if there really is a dog.

 

[RVTIDER]

Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?:wink:

On behalf of all the dyslexic people out there, that was a good noe.

 

[Fishhead]

No but I heard about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac. He stays up nights wondering if there really is a dog.

Or the dyslexic satanist...sold his soul to Santa.

 

[CajunCrimson]

Yes, but did you hear about the blonde that walked into a bar? She never saw it...........

 

[bjteller]

Actually, the story took place in Birmingham. The reporter, upon seeing the young man's heroic actions, told him the headline would read "Corageous Crimson Tide Fan Rescues toddler from Carnivorous Canine".
"But I'm not a Bama fan," he replied.
"Oh, how about "Brave Auburn fan saves child from angry dog?"
"But I'm not an Auburn fan", he said sheepishly. "I'm a Tennessee Volunteer," he said.

So the headline read

DRUNKEN MOUNTAIN HILLBILLY MURDERS FAMILY PET.