Man nearly dies from choking on chicken...

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Re: Man nearly dies from choking chicken

i liked this part

“If you choke on your chicken and you have to get the chicken removed from your throat, it’s not because Popeyes didn’t apply a knife to the box,” former employee Tory Stokes said. “Maybe you should slow down eating. Nobody eats chicken with utensils.”
 

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Whoooooooooooooooooaaaaaa! I read this totally wrong. Heck of a day.


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Me, too. On chicken, not the chicken. I was wondering how much you'd have to choke to nearly die...
 

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Our chickens used to die from my mom's choking them. In fact, she picked them up by the head, twirled them around several times and threw them out into the chicken yard to flop around until they died... :)
 

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Our chickens used to die from my mom's choking them. In fact, she picked them up by the head, twirled them around several times and threw them out into the chicken yard to flop around until they died... :)
Tough lady.
 

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Tough lady.
Normal for that day and times. I asked her to chop of their heads, so she did, as an object lesson. I'll never forget the image of a headless chicken running around, pumping blood from the neck. I was quite happy to go back to wringing their necks. The next step was for my dad to remove the pinfeathers with his blowtorch...
 

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Teaser title!! I thought the guy nearly died because he was choking a chicken! :)

Next time I get a Big Mac I'm going to demand a complete set of silver ware!!
 

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Our chickens used to die from my mom's choking them. In fact, she picked them up by the head, twirled them around several times and threw them out into the chicken yard to flop around until they died... :)
Used to spend summer time at my Aunt & Uncles house years ago. They had a chicken house. I asked my Aunt what was for dinner. She picked up a chicken by its legs, whirled it around and smacked its head into a fence post! Fried chicken for dinner!
 

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Used to spend summer time at my Aunt & Uncles house years ago. They had a chicken house. I asked my Aunt what was for dinner. She picked up a chicken by its legs, whirled it around and smacked its head into a fence post! Fried chicken for dinner!
And it's already battered.
 

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I think lawsuits like this should require the plaintiff to first publicly announce that "I'm suing so-and-so because I'm an imbecile."
 

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