"Hey Auburn, the SEC's lovin' the Dead Eagle offense!"
"Directions to Auburn - Go south until you smell it, then Go east until you step in it!"
"Hey Auburn, you've become Auburn again. Welcome back!"
"Auburn - where National Championship Hopes go to die!"
"Auburn - Armpit of southeast Alabama...or southwest Georgia...or wherever it is!"
"Auburn - Sort of like Alabama...except they suck!"
I'll try to come up with a few more later.
Roll Tide Roll. I hope Saban and the team puts 50 on them if we get the chance.