Tennessee Jokes

[tidehawk]

A joke for UT week...

A woman who was an awbun fan was married to a Bama fan. On their anniversary, she decided to give her husband a big surprise. She goes to the tatoo parlor and tells the artist, "I want a picture of Tommy Tuberville on my left butt cheek and a picture of Mike Shula on my right butt cheek." The guy does the job and she goes back home.

Later that evening the woman drops her pants, bends over and asks her husband what he thinks. "I think that is Tuberville on the left and Shula on the right, but I KNOW that is Phill Fulmer therre in the middle."

 

[Alanbama27]

Too funny Hawk!

I like that one!

 

[warrior]

It's Tennessee week lets enjoy it and have a little fun at there expense
An Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-65 and says to
the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, "'Bout what?"
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Two Tennessee Football Players are walking toward each other, and one is carrying a
sack. When they meet, one says,
"Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th' bag?" "Jes' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?" "Shoot, if ya guesses
right, I'll give you both of 'em!" "OK. Ummmmm...five?"
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Why do folks in Tennessee go to R-rated movies in groups of 18 or more?
Because they heard 17 and under aren't admitted.
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Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911-operator told Bubba
that she would send someone out right away. "Wher e do you live?" asked
the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive. " The operator asked,
"Can you spell that for me?" After a long pause, Bubba said, "How 'bout
I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
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Know why they raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32? They
wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Tennessee? Documentaries
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Where was the tooth brush invented?
Tennessee. If it were invented anywhere else, it would have been called a
teethbrush.
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Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery? The winner
gets $3 a year for a million years.
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A new law was recently passed in Tennessee so that when a couple
gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.

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How do you know when you're staying in a Tennessee hotel? When you call
the front desk and say "I've got a leak in my sink," and the person at
the front desk says, "Go ahead".

 

[rollntider]

http://www.blindsideblitz.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5783

here is a few on other schools Auburn included

 

[U-A]

Anybody want to know the biggest joke in state of Tennessee?

Getting one of these

 

[TruCrimson]

:biggrin:

 

[RyTide]

What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Tennessee? Documentaries