Terrence Cody vs. Chuck Norris...

[CaliforniaTide]

Chuck Norris can't do 360 dunks or man constant double and triple teams.

 

[Crimson Wonder]

I'll start this off with a few....


**Superman wears Terrence Cody underoo's.

**It's a well known fact that Terrence Cody's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.

**After the game, Terrence Cody went into a restaurant and ordered a steak. The steak did what it was told.

**If at first you don't succeed, you're not Terrence Cody.


FWIW.. I feel that this same thread could have been themed after:

Our entire backfield & receivers
Our entire OL & DL
All our TE's

I'm so proud of all our guys. Wow...

 

[Tide & Titans]

Chuck Norris is actually ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing. Lets be real here.

 

[Bama1993]

Chuck Norris is glad Terrence Cody is on his side!!:BigA:

 

[bayoutider]

Chuck Norris is studying Cody Kwan Do fighting technique to stay current.

Cody is an honorary Sumo wrestler but banned from competing.

 

[DiamondDust]

Chuck Norris is actually ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing. Lets be real here.

Who do you think taught Chuck Norris to do all that?

 

[trenda]

It's a good thing Chuck Norris is a Crimson Tide fan. Otherwise, he'd be against Terrance Cody.

And the world is not ready for Chuck Norris vs. Terrance Cody . . .

 

[BAMAFAN IN NY]

Chuck Norris can't do 360 dunks or man constant double and triple teams.

only because roundhouse kicks are illegal in football and basketball.

 

[Bama1993]

The Boogie Man sleeps with a night light because he saw Terrence Cody Sat. night!!:BigA:

 

[BAMAFAN IN NY]

Terrence is Chuck Norris' barber.. cause only Terrence Cody has the ability to cut chuck norris

 

[BAMAFAN IN NY]

Chuck Norris fears no man.. But Terrence Cody is a beast

 

[Bama1993]

Chuck Norris is studying Cody Kwan Do fighting technique to stay current.

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[BAMAFAN IN NY]

Chuck Norris kills 99.9% of all germs. Terrence Cody kills 100% of everything all the time.

 

[Bama1993]

Death had a Near-Terrence-Cody experience!!:BigA:

 

[BAMAFAN IN NY]

Terrence Cody cant jump as high as Chuck Norris... But he can push the earth down farther.

 

[bayoutider]

Michael Phelps implemented the Terrence Cody diet to win his Olympic Medals.

Breakfast: "...Three sandwiches of fried eggs, cheese, lettuce, tomato, fried onions and mayonnaise, add one omelet, a bowl of grits, and three slices of french toast with powdered sugar, then wash down with three chocolate shakes and three chocolate chip pancakes."

 

[CaliforniaTide]

Even the Predator fears Terrence Cody...

 

[Bama1993]

When Chuck Norris closes one door, Terrence Cody opens another.:BigA:

 

[BAMAFAN IN NY]

Chuck Norris once said there is nothing to fear but fear itself.. Chuck Norris thinks Terrence Cody's name is fear.

 

[BAMAFAN IN NY]

Chuck Norris knows where in the world Carmen San Diego is... He saw Terrence Cody eat it.