Tommy Tuberville Might Be The Dumbest Senator

[4Q Basket Case]

Couldn't decide if this was political or not. Went with politics, not football.

Michael Casagrande, a sportswriter for al.com, torches Tuberville's hypocrisy regarding pay-for-play. I actually agree that pay-for-play has to be reformed, have worn my suggested solution into the ground, and won't get into that here.

Regardless, Tommy Tuberville is the wrong messenger.

The link below is a quick recap of Tuberville's respect for loyalty, binding contracts, and keeping promises. And none of this gets into his political forays -- like holding up promotions for the entire military unless there was a ban on transporting soldiers to get abortions.

The Birmingham News

 

[Its On A Slab]

Couldn't decide if this was political or not. Went with politics, not football.

Michael Casagrande, a sportswriter for al.com, torches Tuberville's hypocrisy regarding pay-for-play. I actually agree that pay-for-play has to be reformed, have worn my suggested solution into the ground, and won't get into that here.

Regardless, Tommy Tuberville is the wrong messenger.

The link below is a quick recap of Tuberville's respect for loyalty, binding contracts, and keeping promises. And none of this gets into his political forays -- like holding up promotions for the entire military unless there was a ban on transporting soldiers to get abortions.

The Birmingham News

This, from a guy who got up and left a recruit's dinner in Lubbock, caught a plane and accepted the Cincinatti job. Tommy Tubs has never been one to want to honor a signed contract.

 

[TexasBama]

Louie Gohmert approves this description

 

[mdb-tpet]

I'll never understand why Alabama!!! fans (of all people), voted for this pile of ignorance, hypocrisy, and lies over a VERY effective Senator Doug Jones. And, I know it was Alabama fans who put him in office since there are 2.3 times more Alabama fans than Auburn fans in the state.

Tide fans outnumber Auburn fans, especially in these Alabama cities

Out of Alabama’s 20 largest cities, 13 of them had more Alabama fans than Auburn fans, according to new research by the Center for Sports Analytics at Samford University.

www.al.com

Tommy Tuberville Just Proved Again That He’s the Stupidest Senator

Great job, coach!

newrepublic.com

Here's all you need to know about him when he said this last November: “I’m a football coach,” Tuberville said. “I’m not a lawyer.”
You hire lawyers to tell you what the laws are. It's not even hard.

 

[lowend]

I'll never understand why Alabama!!! fans (of all people), voted for this pile of ignorance, hypocrisy, and lies over a VERY effective Senator Doug Jones. And, I know it was Alabama fans who put him in office since there are 2.3 times more Alabama fans than Auburn fans in the state.

Because an R next to a name is all that matters.

 

[selmaborntidefan]

Couldn't decide if this was political or not. Went with politics, not football.

Tubs is only the dumbest senator on days Ted Cruz is absent.

 

[jthomas666]

Tubs is only the dumbest senator on days Ted Cruz is absent.

Cruz is a self-serving hypocrite with no ethics, but I'm not sure I'd call him dumb. And he's certainly not dumber than Tubbs. Or Ron Johnson, for that matter.

 

[bamacpa]

Soon to be Secretary of Something Tubs. I hate living in a deeply partisan state that votes against its own interest so often.

 

[Padreruf]

Has to be "Ears Tubbs..." and it is not even close.

 

[selmaborntidefan]

Cruz is a self-serving hypocrite with no ethics, but I'm not sure I'd call him dumb. And he's certainly not dumber than Tubbs. Or Ron Johnson, for that matter.

Actually, I'll admit you've got me with Ron Johnson......

I don't think Tubs is near as dumb as he sounds, though.

 

[NationalTitles18]

Soon to be Secretary of Something Tubs. I hate living in a deeply partisan state that votes against its own interest so often.

Careful... you'll make Alabama even redder even though you have no influence.

 

[crimsonaudio]

Cruz is a self-serving hypocrite with no ethics, but I'm not sure I'd call him dumb. And he's certainly not dumber than Tubbs. Or Ron Johnson, for that matter.

Tubs is dumb, Cruz is conniving.

 

[selmaborntidefan]

Tuberville is David Puddy.
Ted Cruz is Newman.

 

[TexasBama]

Tuberville is David Puddy.
Ted Cruz is Newman.

Tubberville is Biff Tannen
Cruz is Peter Lorre

 

[SkullDuckery]

Soon to be Secretary of Something Tubs. I hate living in a deeply partisan state that votes against its own interest so often.

Who’d I need to vote for that’s looking out for me?

 

[lowend]

He should really be Florida's senator.

 

[bvandegraff]

Tubberville is Biff Tannen
Cruz is Peter Lorre

I won't hear the name of one of the most distinctive actors of his generation smeared by comparing him to a reptile like Ted Cruz....

 

[bvandegraff]

This, from a guy who got up and left a recruit's dinner in Lubbock, caught a plane and accepted the Cincinatti job. Tommy Tubs has never been one to want to honor a signed contract.

Pine box and all that.

 

[TIDE-HSV]

Pine box and all that.

Actually, I happened into the middle of that. We were using Tuberville's attorney for another matter and were in the middle of a trial rehearsal. He got a call and said he had to leave, immediately. When I asked, sotto voce, what was up, his only reply was it involved Coach. The next day, the departure was announced and largely accomplished, including taking all the playbooks (he staff went with him to AU), which he had to return, since the were UM work product...

 

[Tidewater]

Being the dumbest senator is quite an accomplishment given this crowd.