Add 49 & 50....
You are Old School Tuscaloosa if:
1. You still have a couch on your front porch.
2. You once worked at Capstone Grill.
3. You know Troy.
4. You have been thrown out of Gillette's.
5. You remember when swaps were on Campus.
6. You used to go to the Cross The River when the bars closed on
Saturday night.
7. You got in trouble for stand-up smoking (for girls).
8. You still talk about the Cheese-tots from Quick-Snak.
9. You ever called Ty Clark at 4:00 AM.
10. You remember the Tusk. Bonus points if you saw Dave Mathews Band
at the Tusk.
11. You ever rented a house from Terry at the Booth.
12. You were there for a National Championship.
13. The football team didn't lose to Tennessee when you were there.
14. You remember that dirty Phi Gam (he was new school but so what).
15. You remember when Purdy worked at the Booth and Pounders was
just a dream.
16. You jumped off the Cliffs (the high one).
17. You remember when the Purple Fish was the ****.
18. You ever lived on Reed Street. Bonus points for 330 Reed Street.
19. You weren't initiated until late January or February.
20. You saw the Panic at Riverside Amphitheater 21. You can complete
the
quote: "The Machine is a select coalition of..."
22. When you got there everybody had on Tevas instead of
Birkenstocks.
23. You remember the first pair of Patagonias you saw (on a girl).
24. You had The Cheesebrokers, The Grounders or Second Hand Jive for
Homecoming.
25. Every Wednesday night you went to the Train Station. Bonus
points If you remember Side Tracks.
26. You remember when the only bar downtown was the Chukker until
4th & 3rd opened.
27. You had a drug habit. Bonus points if it was a drug problem.
28. You used to order from Tut's Place or Chang's every Sunday.
29. You tried to hit a golf ball across the Black Warrior River.
30. You once drove across the Quad.
31. You can still name the buildings left standing after the Union
Army marched through on its way to Atlanta in 1865. Damn those
Carpetbaggers.
32. You know what a Nickodemus is (even if you can't spell it) and
used to order one to go.
33. You got mad when Dreamland started selling more than ribs.
34. You still bet with the same bookie you had your freshman year.
35. You get excited when you hear the phrase "The correct Bryant-
Denny
>Stadium time is..."
36. The 1994 Alabama/Georgia game was the best game you have ever
seen in Tuscaloosa.
37. You have seen the Snake out at a bar.
38. You ever had your date tape a flask to her leg (or did the
taping If you are a girl).
39. You refuse to believe the Mike Dubose years ever happened and if
You ever see Coach Fran, you plan on kicking him in the balls.
40. You get your 18 year old little sister to sneak you and your
buddy's liquor in the game and on top of that before you go you get
her future
>mother in law's opinion whether it is noticeable or not.
41. You've been to see the ghosts of Northport and the ghost of
Carrolton both on the same night.
42. You have a friend called All the Way.
43. You were the librarian for your fraternity and used it for
everything except studying.
44. You were in a fraternity at UA but went to Shelton State.
45. You actually like it when your privates hang out of your
Patagonia shorts.
46. You've said, "I used to make copies where Phil's is now."
47. You've ever lined up in the gravel pit behind fraternity row
prior to a work party.
48. You never left and if you did, you can't wait to go back.
You are Old School Tuscaloosa if:
1. You still have a couch on your front porch.
2. You once worked at Capstone Grill.
3. You know Troy.
4. You have been thrown out of Gillette's.
5. You remember when swaps were on Campus.
6. You used to go to the Cross The River when the bars closed on
Saturday night.
7. You got in trouble for stand-up smoking (for girls).
8. You still talk about the Cheese-tots from Quick-Snak.
9. You ever called Ty Clark at 4:00 AM.
10. You remember the Tusk. Bonus points if you saw Dave Mathews Band
at the Tusk.
11. You ever rented a house from Terry at the Booth.
12. You were there for a National Championship.
13. The football team didn't lose to Tennessee when you were there.
14. You remember that dirty Phi Gam (he was new school but so what).
15. You remember when Purdy worked at the Booth and Pounders was
just a dream.
16. You jumped off the Cliffs (the high one).
17. You remember when the Purple Fish was the ****.
18. You ever lived on Reed Street. Bonus points for 330 Reed Street.
19. You weren't initiated until late January or February.
20. You saw the Panic at Riverside Amphitheater 21. You can complete
the
quote: "The Machine is a select coalition of..."
22. When you got there everybody had on Tevas instead of
Birkenstocks.
23. You remember the first pair of Patagonias you saw (on a girl).
24. You had The Cheesebrokers, The Grounders or Second Hand Jive for
Homecoming.
25. Every Wednesday night you went to the Train Station. Bonus
points If you remember Side Tracks.
26. You remember when the only bar downtown was the Chukker until
4th & 3rd opened.
27. You had a drug habit. Bonus points if it was a drug problem.
28. You used to order from Tut's Place or Chang's every Sunday.
29. You tried to hit a golf ball across the Black Warrior River.
30. You once drove across the Quad.
31. You can still name the buildings left standing after the Union
Army marched through on its way to Atlanta in 1865. Damn those
Carpetbaggers.
32. You know what a Nickodemus is (even if you can't spell it) and
used to order one to go.
33. You got mad when Dreamland started selling more than ribs.
34. You still bet with the same bookie you had your freshman year.
35. You get excited when you hear the phrase "The correct Bryant-
Denny
>Stadium time is..."
36. The 1994 Alabama/Georgia game was the best game you have ever
seen in Tuscaloosa.
37. You have seen the Snake out at a bar.
38. You ever had your date tape a flask to her leg (or did the
taping If you are a girl).
39. You refuse to believe the Mike Dubose years ever happened and if
You ever see Coach Fran, you plan on kicking him in the balls.
40. You get your 18 year old little sister to sneak you and your
buddy's liquor in the game and on top of that before you go you get
her future
>mother in law's opinion whether it is noticeable or not.
41. You've been to see the ghosts of Northport and the ghost of
Carrolton both on the same night.
42. You have a friend called All the Way.
43. You were the librarian for your fraternity and used it for
everything except studying.
44. You were in a fraternity at UA but went to Shelton State.
45. You actually like it when your privates hang out of your
Patagonia shorts.
46. You've said, "I used to make copies where Phil's is now."
47. You've ever lined up in the gravel pit behind fraternity row
prior to a work party.
48. You never left and if you did, you can't wait to go back.
