Now that Bama won the 2009 championship, do you guys realize that we have won a championship in every single millennium throughout the history of the earth?
Question: Will Alabama go undefeated in 1010?
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Nostradamus has predicted that 1009 National Champion Alabama...will repeat the the same feat in exactly 1,000 years.
The Saxons could have scored again.....But their quarterback threw the football off the edge of the earth, with 1/2 a shadow left on the sundial of the 4th quarter....He' got a catapult for an arm..he just lacks control.
Not so fast my friend...
I don't think that we played any games in the millenium after the Cretaceous-Tertiary Extinction event.
First, it was too dark.
Second, there wouldn't be grass for another several million years
Third, the AP poll didn't exist
Fourth, every time we lined the field, it would be covered by at least a 1/4 inch of Iridium by the next morning.
Of course, the Texas Monoceratops said that if not for the KT event, they'd have won all the championships during that millenium.
I thought that the clock would stop if the ball went off the edge of the earth. I guess that was a different officiating crew than at the Big 12 CG.
Let's go to referee Axeman Sharp....
"Personal foul...beheading....number XCLMLIV defense, five miles and loss of sword".
"Personal foul...beheading....number XCLMLIV defense, five miles and loss of sword".
Boise St installed the first blue dirt field but Caesar has not decreed them BCS eligible yet. Maybe next year.
I thought that the clock would stop if the ball went off the edge of the earth. I guess that was a different officiating crew than at the Big 12 CG.
True...But when the wizard stopped the sun...the spectators became "sore" afraid!........and so much wailing and knashing of teeth insued the game had to be called...........plus they didn't have a football...
1010. Football wasn't as exciting back then because African American athletes didn't play. Nor did American athletes. But IMO King Goryeo got jipped that year. I say they should have gave him one more year. The fact that Korea was even bowl eligible was quite a feat.
I'm feeling like 1010 will be a breakout year for Jimmy Johns, if he can avoid off the field distractions, like the Black Plague. Stay away from rats, Jimmy. cough and coke cough
Meanwhile, I think the Barners will finally discover fire. They'll discover defense too...but not for several more millenia. Say what you want about their primitive methods, but you have to admire the beauty of their National Championship Dance, where they savagely dance around an idol of Cam Newton and ask the gods to bring them a retroactive national championship. However, the National Championship Dance can be violent. In the 1009 NC dance, several Barners lost an ear, and more than a few lost their innocence.
Meanwhile, I think the Barners will finally discover fire. They'll discover defense too...but not for several more millenia. Say what you want about their primitive methods, but you have to admire the beauty of their National Championship Dance, where they savagely dance around an idol of Cam Newton and ask the gods to bring them a retroactive national championship. However, the National Championship Dance can be violent. In the 1009 NC dance, several Barners lost an ear, and more than a few lost their innocence.
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No, because sadly, Bishop (also Sword bearer for Emperor Otto and Football Coach) Ansfried of Utrecht died on May 3, 1010. His death was such a shock that the entire football season was canceled. The Roman Football Conference remained in mourning until his sanctification.
The stained glass images of him and his wife Hilsondis still adorn the windows of the abbey of Thorn.
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True story. Well, mostly true anyway. :biggrin2:
The stained glass images of him and his wife Hilsondis still adorn the windows of the abbey of Thorn.
DT_mog: :Angel_anim: DT_mog: :angelsad2:True story. Well, mostly true anyway. :biggrin2:
Well the history books are kinda lacking on college football that year so I will just go jump in my time machine and go see. Full report when I get back!!!:biggrin:
In recruting news, Beowulf (one furlong, fifteen stone) (ATH projected DB) denied fifth star by most recruiting organizations over slow 40-rod dash time and rumors of off-season injuries. Barn continues search for 3* long snapper.
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