Angry Beaver

[TexasTideFan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z10EpPbfSoQ&feature=player_embedded

Be careful with a beaver. It can hurt you.

 

[Bazza]

Он тебя забобрил

 

[RVTIDER]

I had one come at me like that once.

 

[Bazza]

I had one come at me like that once.

Was she hawt?

 

[RVTIDER]

Was she hawt?

PBR said she was. I always take PBR's word for it.

 

[HELENKELLERMRI]

I was working contract at a small hospital south of Tuscaloosa in the 90's. We had a lady come in the ER who had evidently cornered a beaver in her carport late at night. When she swung her leg out of the car something attacked and started gnawling on her calf. The person with her ran and got a flashlight and found her laying down with a beaver eating her calf. When she got to the ER her calf was gone. They put the beaver in a trash can and brought it to the ER. We all thought it was dead when the lid was taking off, but someone pointed at it and it jumped at them. Scared the poop out of us, but could not imagine having something suddenly attack my leg in the pitch black.

 

[dayhiker]

probably a good thing that he's cussin' in Russian.

 

[sabanball]

This guy regularly traps in guadalajoover.

http://meattrapper.com/

BTW I had a beaver cornered last Friday night, but I fell asleep before I could get it snared.

 

[Bamabuzzard]

Well, the beaver did try to walk off but they kept following. So they got what they deserved. But that thing had a pretty nice burst of speed. By how the fat little thing was walking you wouldn't think it would have a closing speed of that variety.

 

[bamachile]

The guy died. Seriously. The beaver bit an artery (I think femoral) and he bled to death.

 

[Bamabuzzard]

The guy died. Seriously. The beaver bit an artery (I think femoral) and he bled to death.

Holy crap. I never realized a beaver could move that fast.

 

[ValuJet]

This guy regularly traps in guadalajoover.

http://meattrapper.com/

BTW I had a beaver cornered last Friday night, but I fell asleep before I could get it snared.

I'm glad I don't have to trap those things any more.

 

[TexasTideFan]

The guy died. Seriously. The beaver bit an artery (I think femoral) and he bled to death.

I have heard of some bleeding beavers but like I said in the OP, you gotta respect an angry beaver since it is now proven, they can kill you. I have even heard they can make you broke too.

 

[ValuJet]

^^

Darnedest thing. They love to chew through credit cards.

 

[sabanball]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

 

[CrimsonChuck]

Getting killed from photographing beavers would be close to the top of my list of best ways to die.

 

[bamachile]

Possible retraction forthcoming: further Google research tells me that guy may have survived - the fatal attack may be a separate beaver attack. Which makes me wonder all sorts of things.

 

[seebell]

The guy died. Seriously. The beaver bit an artery (I think femoral) and he bled to death.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/12/beaver-bites-man-to-death-belarus_n_3064822.html

Beaver Bites Man To Death: Animal Bit Through Fisherman's Artery As He Was Taking Its Picture In Belarus

 

[Bamaro]

^^

Darnedest thing. They love to chew through credit cards.

Absolutely, I've had a few put a hurting on mine

 

[Bodhisattva]

Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick and he grabbed him by the kiwis
Now he ain't (wizzed) for a week.