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[crimsonaudio]

Actually SEC Co-offensive player of the week. Shared with Jaxson Dart.

*sigh*

 

[CrimsonJazz]

 

[Redwood Forrest]

It sounds like someone does not believe that Vanderbilt is the most improved team in SEC

Every time I hear a Vandy player bragging and boasting about how good they are now, it makes me smile and roll my eyes. Bless their hearts.

 

[Ledsteplin]

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Be funnier if he actually said that.

 

[CrimsonJazz]

Be funnier if he actually said that.

1000x funnier.

 

[crimsonaudio]

 

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[NoNC4Tubs]

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Dodd ain't wrong.

 

[BearFoot]

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I‘m relieved to see that Danny Kanell can still maintain a sense of humor…you know…with the dumpster fire that is Florida State. I figured that he’d be be holed-up in some cheep, roach-infested hourly-rate hotel, with a case of MD 20-20 drowning his sorrows, watching worn out VHS tapes of Bobby Bowden-Era Florida State games…doing the war-chant on the balcony every time they scored.

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[crimsonaudio]

I‘m relieved to see that Danny Kanell can still maintain a sense of humor…you know…with the dumpster fire that is Florida State. I figured that he’d be be holed-up in some cheep, roach-infested hourly-rate hotel, with a case of MD 20-20 drowning his sorrows, watching worn out VHS tapes of Bobby Bowden-Era Florida State games…doing the war-chant on the balcony every time they scored.

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Honestly, I think most of his idiocy is his act - he's plays the stupid, outrageous guy with huge biases really well, but sometimes he slips up and you can hear the real DK come out in the Cover3 pod. I think most of what we hear (and dislike) is playing the part.

 

[crimsonaudio]

"I was on my way back from my son’s track meet in Minnesota and got a flat tire on a Iowa interstate. I tried to request roadside assistance in my Allstate app (because I don’t know how to change a flat tire), but was not getting a signal on my phone because of where we were in Iowa, so I was looking down messing with my phone and thought instead of using the app, I would call Allstate (which takes longer). I was thinking, it’s going to take a few hours for them to get to me once I get ahold of them, when my son goes, someone is here. Like this guy appeared out of no where, dressed in Iowa Hawkeye gear and goes, “Can I help you?” Long story short, his name is Zach Twedt, football player for Iowa Hawkeyes…I just wanted to appreciate him for being so kind and helping a stranger out, who needed to get her kids home safely. He could’ve kept going, but he didn’t! What a good dude! May God reward him for his kindness today!"

 

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[BearFoot]

"I was on my way back from my son’s track meet in Minnesota and got a flat tire on a Iowa interstate. I tried to request roadside assistance in my Allstate app (because I don’t know how to change a flat tire), but was not getting a signal on my phone because of where we were in Iowa, so I was looking down messing with my phone and thought instead of using the app, I would call Allstate (which takes longer). I was thinking, it’s going to take a few hours for them to get to me once I get ahold of them, when my son goes, someone is here. Like this guy appeared out of no where, dressed in Iowa Hawkeye gear and goes, “Can I help you?” Long story short, his name is Zach Twedt, football player for Iowa Hawkeyes…I just wanted to appreciate him for being so kind and helping a stranger out, who needed to get her kids home safely. He could’ve kept going, but he didn’t! What a good dude! May God reward him for his kindness today!"

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These are the stories the world needs more of

 

[Slowpoke Catracho]

Honestly, I think most of his idiocy is his act - he's plays the stupid, outrageous guy with huge biases really well, but sometimes he slips up and you can hear the real DK come out in the Cover3 pod. I think most of what we hear (and dislike) is playing the part.

True!

 

[Redwood Forrest]

True!

There ought to be some category of community service or good Samaritan in NIL money.

 

[TideEngineer08]

Honestly, I think most of his idiocy is his act - he's plays the stupid, outrageous guy with huge biases really well, but sometimes he slips up and you can hear the real DK come out in the Cover3 pod. I think most of what we hear (and dislike) is playing the part.

I believe he is his generation's Tim Brando.

 

[Bubbaloo]

There ought to be some category of community service or good Samaritan in NIL money.

Good story BUT, look at his tire tool

 

[crimsonaudio]

I believe he is his generation's Tim Brando.

Difference is I believe Brando is literally stupid.