“Unfortunately that chart is ridiculous for a number of reasons,” he added. “For one thing, it features an estimate of tariffs charged to the U.S.A. by other countries that no one could figure out until a
financial journalist realized it was just how much we export to that country, minus how much we import from them, divided by how much we import from them. Which is just stunningly dumb, because those things have nothing to do with tariffs.”
The White House later disputed that mathematical reasoning,
releasing its own seemingly more complicated equation. Yet Oliver pointed out the math still wasn’t adding up.
“But people quickly pointed out that one symbol meant exports, one meant imports, and the other numbers were variables set at 4 and 1/4 so they cancelled each other out meaning it’s the same stupid equation everyone said it was in the first place!” Oliver said.
He continued: “It’d be like trying to figure out the square footage of your home by dividing your phone number by your dog’s age. Or taking your temperature by measuring your head’s distance to the sun. It’s not going to get you the answer that you’re looking for.”
“We all knew it was a matter of time before this show became me literally teaching you math. I’m just surprised it took us 12 seasons.”