Deion Sanders and his Prime Time Ego

[Tidewater]

dumb prank

A buddy of mine was in the 20th Special Forces Group (headquarters in Birmingham but this guy was from Mississippi).
Every year US soldiers have to get tested for HIV because some countries do not want HIV+ foreigners in their country. You give the blood sample, ther Army tests it, and mails "You are HIV-" letter home.
The company clerk intercepted one guy's letter, swapped it out for an HIV+ letter (Get it? Funny, right?) and mailed it to the guy's address. It arrived just after the guy had left for a weekend National Guard drill. The wife opened the letter.

Turns out this guy had a couple of girlfriends on the side, and his wife suspected him and knew the other women, so she called the suspected girlfriends and told them (in the sense of "I'm so distraught my husband has HIV. Please console me.") When the other women responded not with "Oh, dear, that's terrible!" but, instead, responded with, "That SOB! I'm going kill him!" the wife knew he had been playing the field.

When this guy got home from drill, his wife was burning his clothes in the front yard and had filed for divorce.

Funny.

 

[VirginiaTide57]

A buddy of mine was in the 20th Special Forces Group (headquarters in Birmingham but this guy was from Mississippi).
Every year US soldiers have to get tested for HIV because some countries do not want HIV+ foreigners in their country. You give the blood sample, ther Army tests is and mails "You are HIV-" letter home.
The company clerk intercepted one guy's letter, swapped it out for an HIV+ letter (Get it? Funny, right?) and mailed it to the guy's address. It arrived just after the guy had left for a weekend National Guard drill. The wife opened the letter.

Turns out this guy had a couple of girlfriends on the side, and his wife suspected him and knew the other women, so she called the suspected girlfriends and told them (in the sense of "I'm so distraught my husband has HIV. Please console me.") When the other women responded not with "Oh, dear, that's terrible!" but, instead, responded with, "That SOB! I'm going kill him!" the wife knew he had been playing the field.

When this guy got home from drill, his wife was burning his clothes in the front yard and had filed for divorce.

Funny.

everyone knows you burn the clothes in the back yard . . . so the neighbors don't know!

 

[BamaInCummingGA]

everyone knows you burn the clothes in the back yard . . . so the neighbors don't know!

Depends on whether or not you want the neighbors to know.

 

[cdub55]

A buddy of mine was in the 20th Special Forces Group (headquarters in Birmingham but this guy was from Mississippi).
Every year US soldiers have to get tested for HIV because some countries do not want HIV+ foreigners in their country. You give the blood sample, ther Army tests is and mails "You are HIV-" letter home.
The company clerk intercepted one guy's letter, swapped it out for an HIV+ letter (Get it? Funny, right?) and mailed it to the guy's address. It arrived just after the guy had left for a weekend National Guard drill. The wife opened the letter.

Turns out this guy had a couple of girlfriends on the side, and his wife suspected him and knew the other women, so she called the suspected girlfriends and told them (in the sense of "I'm so distraught my husband has HIV. Please console me.") When the other women responded not with "Oh, dear, that's terrible!" but, instead, responded with, "That SOB! I'm going kill him!" the wife knew he had been playing the field.

When this guy got home from drill, his wife was burning his clothes in the front yard and had filed for divorce.

Funny.

What in the Magic Johnson did I just read. In the words of Big Daddy Kane, "Pimpin' aint easy".

 

[TideMan09]

If he didnt win biggggggg with the offensive talent he had last year..Colorado is in for a rough season coming up

 

[selmaborntidefan]

Speaking of lawyers and Sanders, something about a ham sandwich:

A crestfallen Shedeur Sanders fan is suing the NFL for $100 million over the much-hyped quarterback’s disappointing fifth-round draft, claiming he suffered “emotional distress and trauma… as a fan and consumer” because the 23-year-old phenom wasn’t selected earlier.

Shedeur Sanders fan sues NFL for $100 million over ‘emotional distress’ caused by low draft pick

Exclusive details: Watching the college phenom be selected 144th overall “was mentally frustrating and debilitating,” the Georgia man who brought the lawsuit told The Independent

www.yahoo.com

 

[BearFoot]

Speaking of lawyers and Sanders, something about a ham sandwich:

A crestfallen Shedeur Sanders fan is suing the NFL for $100 million over the much-hyped quarterback’s disappointing fifth-round draft, claiming he suffered “emotional distress and trauma… as a fan and consumer” because the 23-year-old phenom wasn’t selected earlier.

Shedeur Sanders fan sues NFL for $100 million over ‘emotional distress’ caused by low draft pick

Exclusive details: Watching the college phenom be selected 144th overall “was mentally frustrating and debilitating,” the Georgia man who brought the lawsuit told The Independent

www.yahoo.com

I considered posting a meaningful and thought-provoking response…though I ultimately decided to refrain from doing so, due to the fact that it would come across as intelligent and filled with common sense; And even though the majority of my Tidefans brethren would probably understand the sentiment, the atrophied minds of the general public have devolved to such an amazingly ignorant level that they would ridicule the content because….. well…..because that’s what stupid people do when confronted with information that is reason-based and void of stupidity.

 

[DzynKingRTR]

Speaking of lawyers and Sanders, something about a ham sandwich:

A crestfallen Shedeur Sanders fan is suing the NFL for $100 million over the much-hyped quarterback’s disappointing fifth-round draft, claiming he suffered “emotional distress and trauma… as a fan and consumer” because the 23-year-old phenom wasn’t selected earlier.

Shedeur Sanders fan sues NFL for $100 million over ‘emotional distress’ caused by low draft pick

Exclusive details: Watching the college phenom be selected 144th overall “was mentally frustrating and debilitating,” the Georgia man who brought the lawsuit told The Independent

www.yahoo.com

Wait can we sue all the Atlanta sports teams for constantly failing and breaking our hearts?

 

[Tidewater]

What in the Magic Johnson did I just read. In the words of Big Daddy Kane, "Pimpin' aint easy".

As the prank caller of Shedeur Sanders has discovered, "It sounded like a great prank when I first thought of it."

 

[OconeeTide]

If he didnt win biggggggg with the offensive talent he had last year..Colorado is in for a rough season coming up

I give it 2 years tops they get rid of Prime Time, ive seen nothing that makes me think he is even a below average HC.