Last time I pulled up my VOD and found a rebroadcast of ESPN's 'ten greatest college football rivalries.' I anticipated disappointment, but here's the list.
10. Florida-Georgia
9. Lafayette-Lehigh
8. Southern-Grambling
7. Harvard-Yale
6. USC-Notre Dame
5. Texas-Oklahoma
4. Miami-Florida State
3. Army-Navy
2. Michigan-Ohio State
1. Alabama-Auburn
Now first of all let me say that they basically got the rivalry correct. I expected the Big Ten rivalry to beat us out, but OK. But some of those others?
Who outside of Pennyslvania gives a hoot about Lafayette-Lehigh? And Harvard-Yale? I remember the late Lewis Grizzard relaying a story of UGA color commentator Bill Munday going to call the Harvard-Yale game and being asked by a Harvard fan who he was pulling for in the game. Munday said, "Neither one. You're all a bunch of Yankees and I wish there was a way you both could lose."
The Bayou Classic? Talk about politically correct. Who cares? Unless you have ties to that school then it means nothing. (Nor am I impressed with the bands - oh, and I have a Music Degree for what it's worth).
I also think there's a problem with FSU-Miami. For a window of time that game was a vicious rivalry. But you have to remember that many years FSU-Miami is not even the biggest game in the state of Florida (1996, for example). Furthermore, this rivalry only really began on the national stage in 1987 when it became the one difficult game that each team scheduled that was the main obstacle to the national title.
Sometimes, it wasn't even that. Miami won the 1989 national title but lost to Florida State. FSU lost to Miami in a head-to-head battle but played OU in 2000 - so did it really wreck their season?
But truly the most pathetic waste of time in college football has got to be the televised game between Army and Navy. Never once have I watched this game in its entirety nor am I impressed with the push-ups and the hoopla (Brent Musberger would have you believe this is Ali-Frazier I, II, and III all rolled into one). Most years these teams stink. In 2002, for example, the two teams COMBINED for three wins and - of course - one of them was against the other one. They have not met in a game where both teams have winning records since 1996 - and that solitary instance was the only time since 1967 where both teams had winning records.
I understand that the service academies are not national powers and never will be - nor is that their reason for existence. But mediocre football does not deserve an audience even if it is being played by holy angels.
Can you think of any other 'rivalry' games that don't live up to the hype?
10. Florida-Georgia
9. Lafayette-Lehigh
8. Southern-Grambling
7. Harvard-Yale
6. USC-Notre Dame
5. Texas-Oklahoma
4. Miami-Florida State
3. Army-Navy
2. Michigan-Ohio State
1. Alabama-Auburn
Now first of all let me say that they basically got the rivalry correct. I expected the Big Ten rivalry to beat us out, but OK. But some of those others?
Who outside of Pennyslvania gives a hoot about Lafayette-Lehigh? And Harvard-Yale? I remember the late Lewis Grizzard relaying a story of UGA color commentator Bill Munday going to call the Harvard-Yale game and being asked by a Harvard fan who he was pulling for in the game. Munday said, "Neither one. You're all a bunch of Yankees and I wish there was a way you both could lose."
The Bayou Classic? Talk about politically correct. Who cares? Unless you have ties to that school then it means nothing. (Nor am I impressed with the bands - oh, and I have a Music Degree for what it's worth).
I also think there's a problem with FSU-Miami. For a window of time that game was a vicious rivalry. But you have to remember that many years FSU-Miami is not even the biggest game in the state of Florida (1996, for example). Furthermore, this rivalry only really began on the national stage in 1987 when it became the one difficult game that each team scheduled that was the main obstacle to the national title.
Sometimes, it wasn't even that. Miami won the 1989 national title but lost to Florida State. FSU lost to Miami in a head-to-head battle but played OU in 2000 - so did it really wreck their season?
But truly the most pathetic waste of time in college football has got to be the televised game between Army and Navy. Never once have I watched this game in its entirety nor am I impressed with the push-ups and the hoopla (Brent Musberger would have you believe this is Ali-Frazier I, II, and III all rolled into one). Most years these teams stink. In 2002, for example, the two teams COMBINED for three wins and - of course - one of them was against the other one. They have not met in a game where both teams have winning records since 1996 - and that solitary instance was the only time since 1967 where both teams had winning records.
I understand that the service academies are not national powers and never will be - nor is that their reason for existence. But mediocre football does not deserve an audience even if it is being played by holy angels.
Can you think of any other 'rivalry' games that don't live up to the hype?