Alabama Hammer vs Texas Hammer legal battle

[81usaf92]

I don’t know if it’s the right NS. So I apologize in advance. But good lord this is humorous after years and years of the Alabama Hammer commercials. So he is finally getting sued.
Big bucks

 

[jthomas666]

I don’t know if it’s the right NS. So I apologize in advance. But good lord this is humorous after years and years of the Alabama Hammer commercials. So he is finally getting sued.
Big bucks

Give both of them a hammer and lock them in a dark closet. Charge whoever emerged with murder.

win-win.

 

[Crimson1967]

I have heard of the Texas Hammer guy. I always thought they were part of some kind of alliance.

 

[Elefantman]

They need to settle this old school style.

Two men enter, one man leaves.

 

[TexasBama]

I don’t know if it’s the right NS. So I apologize in advance. But good lord this is humorous after years and years of the Alabama Hammer commercials. So he is finally getting sued.
Big bucks

Jim Alder runs commercials during the 6pm local news here. They’re funny.

 

[Go Bama]

John Oliver did a piece on the two Hammers. It's pretty funny. Google John Oliver the Alabama Hammer if you want to see it.

 

[TexasBama]

 

[81usaf92]

 

[selmaborntidefan]

When I moved here, the most irritating commercial was Burton Gilliam (the redneck in “Blazing Saddles” who says, “Can’t be more than 114!” while mocking the slave laborers) shilling for cars with the catch phrase (in thick red neck), “We don’t care how ya get here folks, just get here!”

The Texas hammer commercials are what happens when a guy who picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue has ADD and hearing problems. That someone ripped somebody off is hardly a surprise.

 

[TexasBama]

When I moved here, the most irritating commercial was Burton Gilliam (the redneck in “Blazing Saddles” who says, “Can’t be more than 114!” while mocking the slave laborers) shilling for cars with the catch phrase (in thick red neck), “We don’t care how ya get here folks, just get here!”

The Texas hammer commercials are what happens when a guy who picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue has ADD and hearing problems. That someone ripped somebody off is hardly a surprise.

He’s not up in the metro, but mattress Mac here is a bad commercial icon.

 

[81usaf92]

 

[TexasBama]

 

[81usaf92]

Im left wondering if Maximum Overdrive happened in Texas because those vehicles are acting way too human for my taste… maybe y’all need the hammer to keep them in line.