Alshon's been hitting the weight room...

Bamafan P.T.

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He's faster now after spring and summer workouts than he's ever been. You can take that fwiw as he and the coaches have been the ones saying that.
Look, he may end up setting every record in the book this year on his way to being an AA, BUT......

Defend him all you want, the pics don't lie, dude is FAT, or at least at the time of this photo he was.
Looks like him and Garcia have been hooking up on a whole lot more than a few down and outs this summer
 

TideRush

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Alshon looks pudgy on the SI cover-Trent's is a BEAST! I wouldn't even want to shake his hand in fear I'd never be able to write again...
 

RTR91

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He's faster now after spring and summer workouts than he's ever been. You can take that fwiw as he and the coaches have been the ones saying that.
Yea... Reports are he's faster to breakfast, lunch and supper. He's also faster seeing his friend "John." :p
 

cmmiller711

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This thread reminds me of Lorenzen and Williams Brice erupting into SUBWAY DIET chant. Good times ;)
you are taking this way too personal dude. chill out. its off-season humor. If it wasnt alshon it would be someone else.

That said, you'd have to be pretty gullible to believe lighting can add 15-25 pounds to a collegiate/pro athlete in a picture. When was the last time you saw a poorly lit picture of Terrell Owens make him look fat? You haven't... because when your that in shape nothing will make you look fat.
 

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