Any NASCAR fans?

I'm so much of a NASCAR fan that a couple of years ago, my wife bought me a NASCAR/Dale Earnhardt Jr./Budweiser jacket. I tried it on once, but it hangs in the closet, unworn to this day. I think I'll give it to my sister for her birthday. Maybe my wife won't get too mad....
 
I'm so much of a NASCAR fan that a couple of years ago, my wife bought me a NASCAR/Dale Earnhardt Jr./Budweiser jacket. I tried it on once, but it hangs in the closet, unworn to this day. I think I'll give it to my sister for her birthday. Maybe my wife won't get too mad....

I'd advertise it in the Thrifty Nickel or some equivalent and sell it. You could take the money and buy something less harmful.

My hypothesis is that NASCAR items were placed on this planet by malevolent aliens to suck the brain matter from humans and transport it back to their home planet via some undiscovered directed electromagnetic signal.

I merely induced this hypothesis from observation. ;)
 
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