Auburn fans reach a new level of bitterness

[crains]

:biga:I love it ! As long as they are hateing us, you just have to know we are beating the crap out of them! I hope they never have one bit of love for us!

 

[RTRinGA89]

What makes Auburn and Alabama fans alike?

They're both obsessed with Bama. Sounds like the barners just can't can't get enough of Bama

 

[FastChop]

Yep, Sarcasm is jealousy in bold disguise.

Bless their hearts, they just can't help themselves...

ROLL TIDE ROLL!!

 

[BEATtutorsee]

I would pity them, but they're too stupid for that. :rolleye2:

 

[GMacFan]

I agree about this season being a joke. On Auburn.

 

[Bama1970]

That picture is hilarious.

If I read every one of Mark Green's idiotic posts, came up with the psychological profile to model him and then was provided an unlimited budget to create the completely accurate human caricature of that profile, I could not have come up with anything that improves upon that picture.

Seriously, when I look at that picture... I can't even describe it. There are some symbols that are universal, such as motioning to the mouth to indicate hunger. I'm thinking that this photograph is the universal symbol for some psychological state for which a description and name may never be available to the human race. If the General Accounting Office were submitted the projects "Invent, Implement and Commoditize Affordable Time Travel" and "Determine an Adjective for Mark Green" and asked to determine the cost of each, the latter would probably be far more expensive.

I just believe that if aliens landed and Mark Green was the first human that they encountered, they'd immediately take off and deconstruct the earth into a quark-gluon plasma to protect the universal gene pool from any possible contamination from humanity. If Mark Green had lived 10,000 years ago, he would not have been eaten by sabre-toothed cats. They would merely have covered him in a sand pit.

But, of course, Scout (with decisions like this, no wonder they're going broke) makes him a moderator of their local interest site. :eek2:

mark was spewing out some good (comical) stuff on itat today... it amazes me how pitiful some of those posters are over there. They all want to talk about aubarn "class", yet spew the most classless crap on the net.

 

[ART]

All BAMA fans should consider evacuating the plains on January 7th.

If (I say that so I'm not adding fuel to fire) we win there could be an atomic explosion.

 

[RTR_UA#1]

All this is the very reason I pull for 2 teams in college football....... The University of Alabama and WHOEVER is playing the barn!!!!
Here's to you auburn.......... may you have the ultimate epic fail everytime you step on the football field!

 

[TideEngineer08]

Those are the type people you leave in your dust as you speed along the highway of success. Let them wither away in their bitterness. The jealousy that consumes them has and always will prevent them from ever coming close to the achievements that the University of Alabama has attained.

Roll Tide

 

[BocaLance]

I trolled around for awhile on ITAT about an hour after the Heisman ceremony, and there was not one word of congratulations from anybody. NOT ONE!!.

Sorry, I just don't get this mentality.
A beloved Alabama player wins the school's first ever Heisman trophy, and you spend an hour on an Auburn board after the announcement to see if any of them will comment one way or the other??

 

[UAman2005]

Mark Green= Captain Kangaroo

 

[BamaDMD]

After reading though some of this thread, I visited a couple of their sites. SIAP but now they are trying to make a case that we shouldn't be playing for the NC championship based on this site.:mad2:

Mash here

Basically because we are on probation, we are ineligible to receive USA/coaches votes, thereby negating ranking in the BCS.

 

[Honden]

After reading though some of this thread, I visited a couple of their sites. SIAP but now they are trying to make a case that we shouldn't be playing for the NC championship based on this site.:mad2:

Mash here

Basically because we are on probation, we are ineligible to receive USA/coaches votes, thereby negating ranking in the BCS.

They don't let the truth get in the way do they?

 

[RollTideMang]

mark was spewing out some good (comical) stuff on itat today... it amazes me how pitiful some of those posters are over there. They all want to talk about aubarn "class", yet spew the most classless crap on the net.

The Auburn fans on that page are riddled with irony. You've shown one reason, but here's another. Can anyone tell me the irony in making a post about how sick and tired you are of hearing about all things Alabama? :biggrin:

 

[TidePrideGA]

The Barner Vice Principal's son was railing the other night on how unfair it was that Ingram won the Heisman trophy. I just wanted to tell him to STFU. They really have an unbelievably large inferiority complex.

 

[bonehouse81]

Explosive ignorance has got to be exhausting.
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Nice. :biggrin2:

 

[bonehouse81]

Sorry, I just don't get this mentality.
A beloved Alabama player wins the school's first ever Heisman trophy, and you spend an hour on an Auburn board after the announcement to see if any of them will comment one way or the other??

It's kind of the "train wreck effect" -- you know it's horrible, you know you shouldn't look, but the morbid curiosity of it all just can't allow you to turn away.

Also, I think someone else mentioned that the Aubies' level of bitterness is a pretty good barometer of how successful we are. I think that's right, and I like to check the gauge every now and then to get an unbiased view. :wink:

 

[fireater]

I beat them to the punch years ago with S.N.A.S.S..

Situation Normal Auburn Still Sux

....and life goes on. :wink:

 

[Jack Bourbon]

I want to see the Green posts. His craziness is rather entertaining.

 

[Bama1970]

I want to see the Green posts. His craziness is rather entertaining.

think you hit on it when you said he 'took two away from us.' That's half the purpose. Ask the LSU trasfer CB from Mobile how it feels to have that much company at his position. Saban is a ruthless liar. And he will jettison these guys by the dozens when he is through using them in order to defeat AU in a numbers game. Like buying up all the bread and hoarding it when there is a famine going on. He doesn't give a rat'z azz about any of these kids. He recruits strategically, using people, and with a great negative slant when necessary. This is another phase of "the process" that includes getting TN busted in a NYTimes article. Bryant did this stuff continuously. That's why AU hates Alabama so intensely. They take this stuff to insane levels. No one else would do many of these things.

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