I enjoyed the story the other day and it certainly does ring true with just how pathetic the aubs are. I thought of something when I first read the thread title, but I didn't want to post it right away for fear of detracting from the story itself. However, a few days have passed, so...here goes.
When I first saw the thread title, I envisioned the old pulltabs aka "pop-tops" from aluminum cans. Don't know exactly how long ago they went away and were replaced with the type of cans we have now. However, it blew my mind a few years ago when a friend was singing Buffett's "Margaritaville" and sang "stepped on a pop tart." They didn't understand how stepping on a poptart could have cut his foot. I told them the words were "pop-top." Then I had to explain what a "pop-top" was. Anyway, sorry to ramble; however, in my opinion the pop-top or pull-ring from an old beer or soda can is the closest thing to a legitimate national championship ring that the barners will ever have.