Auburn stadium expansion - humor

dayhiker

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>Subject: Auburn planning stadium expansion
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>According to university spokesman Quinton Riggins, Auburn plans to
>expand its stadium by adding 12 new high capacity outflow stadium
>exits. The expansion will more than double current capacity in terms of
>fans leaving the stadium in mass which has become a major safety
>hazard, especially at the beginning of the third quarter of recent
>games. In an additional safety measure, all roads leading to the
>stadium will be converted to
"contra-flow"
>with all lanes heading away from the stadium beginning shortly after
>halftime. Our goal is to make the Auburn War Eagle experience safe,
>convenient and enhance the current need for early termination.
>At the request of season ticket holders, booster, alumni and donors,
>home seating will be relocated to the West side of the stadium facing
>the team, instead of directly behind the team. This measure in response
>to complaints that the coaches and assistants evidently could not see
>the various signs and hand gestures being displayed by its top supporters.
>Alumni Association has announced that the Auburn jet has been upgraded
>with additional fuel capacity for certain unscheduled upcoming trips.
>If you are holding tickets to upcoming games you may now trade 5
>tickets to an Auburn game to Guthries and you will receive a free order
>of fries with your regular order of chicken fingers."


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rolltidescott

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I hear that Pat Dye said that he left before the end of the Arky game!
 

Elefantman

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I understand that the Barns are considering a "exit fee" to prevent fans from leaving the game early. Fans would be required to pay $20.00 to exit the stadium prior to the end of the 1st quarter. $15.00 If you leave prior to the start of the 2nd half. $10.00 if you leave prior to the end of the 3rd quarter.

All proceeds collected from this exit fee will be applied to the "Tubby contract buyout fund"
 

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