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In sending our undercover agents
to the tidefans.com headquarters,
it has been discovered, that the mods,
while wearing their fedoras, have in fact enacted a secret underground plans
to dispatch of the "World Famous Bama Hats thread" at 1,000 posts.
Releasing this info to you has placed the highest level of danger upon me. And my paranoia has run rampent.
I just hope that if I am placed up for a hit that it will be a hit from the one and only
The only thing that could possibly save me is this man and his kick booty hat...