BREAKING Bill Belichick to become UNC coach

CB4

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Like the old joke:

A 90 year old man is marrying and 25 year old girl. A friend says to him “A marriage like this can be dangerous. Have you given any consideration to that?”

The old man says “yeah..I’ve thought about it and I’m willing to take the risk. If she dies, well….she dies….”
 
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2003TIDE

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Crazy thing is they already told everyone they "met on an airplane" why shut down the question at that point? If it was a lie, just keep rolling with it. Even if she is an escort who cares? Pretty Woman is an American Classic at this point 🤣.
 
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bamaga

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Man there’s something about a late in life divorce that really fries old dudes brains
I fell victim. Not that late though. When I was 46 and recently divorced I started dating a 21 yo waitress at a local bar. She was a very attractive, albeit damaged young lady. After a couple of months of power drinking and a Million “dude” ‘s (that was the saying, like bro today with the young’ uns) I came to my senses. That was almost 20 years ago.
 

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I fell victim. Not that late though. When I was 46 and recently divorced I started dating a 21 yo waitress at a local bar. She was a very attractive, albeit damaged young lady. After a couple of months of power drinking and a Million “dude” ‘s (that was the saying, like bro today with the young’ uns) I came to my senses. That was almost 20 years ago.
Dude

Bro

I'd never make it past the first utterance of the word. Either of them.

Good luck to Belichick though. Might as well enjoy it while he can.
 

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UNC has also announced that coach Bill Belichick will not be traveling with the team for their game against Syracuse on Oct 31. This game conflicts with Jordan's Halloween party and she has already picked out Bill's costume.
 
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