BREAKING Bill Belichick to become UNC coach

[CoolBreeze]

There's no way she doesn't have a dude on the side to take care of things that Bill probably can no longer handle. There's just no way...

Nah, she will stay loyal as a champ until vows are recorded or after their first bambino if the prenup is in the way. The gold digger manual is very specific.

 

[Joefus]

Man there’s something about a late in life divorce that really fries old dudes brains

 

[selmaborntidefan]

 

[CB4]

Like the old joke:

A 90 year old man is marrying and 25 year old girl. A friend says to him “A marriage like this can be dangerous. Have you given any consideration to that?”

The old man says “yeah..I’ve thought about it and I’m willing to take the risk. If she dies, well….she dies….”

 

[2003TIDE]

Bill defintely ventured into the Danger Zone.

 

[2003TIDE]

Crazy thing is they already told everyone they "met on an airplane" why shut down the question at that point? If it was a lie, just keep rolling with it. Even if she is an escort who cares? Pretty Woman is an American Classic at this point .

 

[2003TIDE]

Bill Belichick's daughter-in-law posts scathing comment on Jordon Hudson

 

[Bamabuzzard]

Nah, she will stay loyal as a champ until vows are recorded or after their first bambino if the prenup is in the way. The gold digger manual is very specific.

I don't know, even gold diggers "got needs". She probably slips out of the house when Bill dozes off at 8:00 pm for bed.

 

[bamaga]

Man there’s something about a late in life divorce that really fries old dudes brains

I fell victim. Not that late though. When I was 46 and recently divorced I started dating a 21 yo waitress at a local bar. She was a very attractive, albeit damaged young lady. After a couple of months of power drinking and a Million “dude” ‘s (that was the saying, like bro today with the young’ uns) I came to my senses. That was almost 20 years ago.

 

[selmaborntidefan]

I don't know, even gold diggers "got needs". She probably slips out of the house when Bill dozes off at 8:00 pm for bed.

This is where Rodney Dangerfield observed that when he’s 50, he could date two 25-year-olds so they both have someone to talk to when he dozes off.

 

[Crimson1967]

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Not quite. She was born April 3, 2001.

 

[Cruloc]

I fell victim. Not that late though. When I was 46 and recently divorced I started dating a 21 yo waitress at a local bar. She was a very attractive, albeit damaged young lady. After a couple of months of power drinking and a Million “dude” ‘s (that was the saying, like bro today with the young’ uns) I came to my senses. That was almost 20 years ago.

Dude

Bro

I'd never make it past the first utterance of the word. Either of them.

Good luck to Belichick though. Might as well enjoy it while he can.

 

[Elefantman]

UNC has also announced that coach Bill Belichick will not be traveling with the team for their game against Syracuse on Oct 31. This game conflicts with Jordan's Halloween party and she has already picked out Bill's costume.

 

[DzynKingRTR]

Not quite. She was born April 3, 2001.

Yeah, we don't need a side by side photo of what she was in 2000.

 

[BearFoot]

Yeah, we don't need a side by side photo of what she was in 2000.

UNC has also announced that coach Bill Belichick will not be traveling with the team for their game against Syracuse on Oct 31. This game conflicts with Jordan's Halloween party and she has already picked out Bill's costume.

 

[PA Tide Fan]

This is where Rodney Dangerfield observed that when he’s 50, he could date two 25-year-olds so they both have someone to talk to when he dozes off.

Rodney was the GOAT of comedians IMO.