Nah, she will stay loyal as a champ until vows are recorded or after their first bambino if the prenup is in the way. The gold digger manual is very specific.
BREAKING Bill Belichick to become UNC coach
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Like the old joke:
A 90 year old man is marrying and 25 year old girl. A friend says to him “A marriage like this can be dangerous. Have you given any consideration to that?”
The old man says “yeah..I’ve thought about it and I’m willing to take the risk. If she dies, well….she dies….”
A 90 year old man is marrying and 25 year old girl. A friend says to him “A marriage like this can be dangerous. Have you given any consideration to that?”
The old man says “yeah..I’ve thought about it and I’m willing to take the risk. If she dies, well….she dies….”
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Crazy thing is they already told everyone they "met on an airplane" why shut down the question at that point? If it was a lie, just keep rolling with it. Even if she is an escort who cares? Pretty Woman is an American Classic at this point 
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I don't know, even gold diggers "got needs". She probably slips out of the house when Bill dozes off at 8:00 pm for bed.
I fell victim. Not that late though. When I was 46 and recently divorced I started dating a 21 yo waitress at a local bar. She was a very attractive, albeit damaged young lady. After a couple of months of power drinking and a Million “dude” ‘s (that was the saying, like bro today with the young’ uns) I came to my senses. That was almost 20 years ago.
This is where Rodney Dangerfield observed that when he’s 50, he could date two 25-year-olds so they both have someone to talk to when he dozes off.
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Not quite. She was born April 3, 2001.
Dude
Bro
I'd never make it past the first utterance of the word. Either of them.
Good luck to Belichick though. Might as well enjoy it while he can.
UNC has also announced that coach Bill Belichick will not be traveling with the team for their game against Syracuse on Oct 31. This game conflicts with Jordan's Halloween party and she has already picked out Bill's costume.
Bill Belichick Puts Girlfriend In Pack 'N Play Until Practice Is Over
CHAPEL HILL, NC — One of the most successful football coaches brushed off the recent media controversy and finally got back to the important business of putting together his team, as Bill Belichick put his girlfriend in a Pack ‘n Play until practice was over.
babylonbee.com
I read an online article this week that says some "insiders" of the UNC program believe Belichick is being completely controlled by this girl and she is making more of the decisions than he is. There are "faint" whispers that he may need to step down or be fired.
This may not end well.
This may not end well.
Looks like the Belichick men like women who like drama. That ought to make the family barbecue on Memorial Day interesting.
I don't know if the rumors about UNC insiders' thoughts on Jordan Hudson are true or not. I do know that in general UNC thinks of itself as being in the Ivy League of public universities and doesn't like unseemly behavior and airing of dirty laundry.
Money people and/or senior administrators being uncomfortable with her antics would be consistent with that.
And yes, I well remember their "flexible" academic standards for athletes and skating on what should have been slam-dunk NCAA violations. I'm just saying they view themselves as being above the vulgar fray.
You’re the guy who watched “Forrest Gump” and said, “There’s no way Gump could have met Kennedy at The All-American gathering in December 1963,” aren’t you?
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