dEAR aGgie,

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dEAR aGgie,

This heer is goobeR. I am a wanting to know what we kan do to show air support fer cam. He is the bestest thang that has ever happent to air football team. He is a roll model fer sure and all the little kids wants to be jist like him and I know he would never do anything dishonest. How kan we’un show him how much we love him? GoobeR

Ps. I know who is behind this.

Dear goobeR,

I just talked to Pat Dye and he told me he knows who is behind this ordeal also. Here are a few things we are thinking of doing to show support for Cam.

1. Roll Toomer’s Corner. And then hang big pictures of Cam on top of every tree.

2. Hire a bunch of airplanes to fly around Tuscalooser trailing big banners that say “War Cam Eagle.”

3. Temporarily rename the City of Auburn to “Camville.”

4. For the next sixty days call Auburn University “The University of Cam.”

5. Rename City Hall “Cam Hall.”

6. Change the name of our game from football to “Camball.”

7. Put Cam’s picture on milk cartons that say “he didn’t do nothing wrong.” underneath. Got Cam?

8. Repackage all the Nabisco cookie products to read Cam Fig Newtons.

9. Run a big sale where you get a box of Cheezits and a package of Cam Fig Newtons for free.

10. Take out full page ads in all the newspapers that say “You can’t spell Championship without C - A - M.

GoobeR, feel free to start the ball rolling with you own ideas. Thank you for remembering to write to Aggie.
 
Ps. I know who is behind this. :biggrin: Barners blame us for everything.

I heard a caller on XM's college sports channel say yesterday that it was all a conspiracy created by Alabama people (not his term, by the way) to keep cam from winning the heisman! No mention of an undefeated season, SEC championship, or NC!!! :rolleyes:
 
thank yew aGgie fer your iders. do yew thank we could git some tee shirts printed up that say "Cam Crazy" or "Cam Nation." I have also started wearing a Camisole since he wore one fer hallerween.

i thank i will start saying "Cam-Dye Field at Cam-Jordan-Hare stadium. the Cam Jungle.
 
thank yew aGgie fer your iders. do yew thank we could git some tee shirts printed up that say "Cam Crazy" or "Cam Nation." I have also started wearing a Camisole since he wore one fer hallerween.

i thank i will start saying "Cam-Dye Field at Cam-Jordan-Hare stadium. the Cam Jungle.
Bwahahahaha!
 
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