dEAR aGgie,
This heer is goobeR. I am a wanting to know what we kan do to show air support fer cam. He is the bestest thang that has ever happent to air football team. He is a roll model fer sure and all the little kids wants to be jist like him and I know he would never do anything dishonest. How kan we’un show him how much we love him? GoobeR
Ps. I know who is behind this.
Dear goobeR,
I just talked to Pat Dye and he told me he knows who is behind this ordeal also. Here are a few things we are thinking of doing to show support for Cam.
1. Roll Toomer’s Corner. And then hang big pictures of Cam on top of every tree.
2. Hire a bunch of airplanes to fly around Tuscalooser trailing big banners that say “War Cam Eagle.â€Â
3. Temporarily rename the City of Auburn to “Camville.â€Â
4. For the next sixty days call Auburn University “The University of Cam.â€Â
5. Rename City Hall “Cam Hall.â€Â
6. Change the name of our game from football to “Camball.â€Â
7. Put Cam’s picture on milk cartons that say “he didn’t do nothing wrong.†underneath. Got Cam?
8. Repackage all the Nabisco cookie products to read Cam Fig Newtons.
9. Run a big sale where you get a box of Cheezits and a package of Cam Fig Newtons for free.
10. Take out full page ads in all the newspapers that say “You can’t spell Championship without C - A - M.
GoobeR, feel free to start the ball rolling with you own ideas. Thank you for remembering to write to Aggie.
This heer is goobeR. I am a wanting to know what we kan do to show air support fer cam. He is the bestest thang that has ever happent to air football team. He is a roll model fer sure and all the little kids wants to be jist like him and I know he would never do anything dishonest. How kan we’un show him how much we love him? GoobeR
Ps. I know who is behind this.
Dear goobeR,
I just talked to Pat Dye and he told me he knows who is behind this ordeal also. Here are a few things we are thinking of doing to show support for Cam.
1. Roll Toomer’s Corner. And then hang big pictures of Cam on top of every tree.
2. Hire a bunch of airplanes to fly around Tuscalooser trailing big banners that say “War Cam Eagle.â€Â
3. Temporarily rename the City of Auburn to “Camville.â€Â
4. For the next sixty days call Auburn University “The University of Cam.â€Â
5. Rename City Hall “Cam Hall.â€Â
6. Change the name of our game from football to “Camball.â€Â
7. Put Cam’s picture on milk cartons that say “he didn’t do nothing wrong.†underneath. Got Cam?
8. Repackage all the Nabisco cookie products to read Cam Fig Newtons.
9. Run a big sale where you get a box of Cheezits and a package of Cam Fig Newtons for free.
10. Take out full page ads in all the newspapers that say “You can’t spell Championship without C - A - M.
GoobeR, feel free to start the ball rolling with you own ideas. Thank you for remembering to write to Aggie.