Here's my season preview (in haiku)
Kent State:
Kent State's our first game
Won't run the score up too far
Thank God football's here
Penn State:
Penn State's going down
watch Joe Pa on the side line
Un Happy Valley
North Texas:
North Texas Again?
Didn't Trent show them last time?
Watch it on Youtube
Arkansas:
Arkansas might fall
or they might just outscore us
If they do I'm mad
Florida:
Urban Meyer has left
and Gators are mostly new
The swamp's hard to win
Vanderbilt:
What's our deal with them?
Vandy always plays us close
Good thing's they don't win
Ole Miss:
Are they still looking?
Are there any big enough?
Pine boxes are cheap
Tennessee:
Derek is no Vince
but he is still a nice guy
UT can bite me
Open:
We should use this time
to remove all of the grass
from visitor's side
LSU:
LSU is tough
but no Heisman corner back
and no grass for Miles
Mississippi State:
Never thought I'd see
MSU go nine and three
will we lose this game?
Georgia Southern:
What? Georgia Southern?
Pay Per View? What good is that?
Check but no TV?
Auburn:
Here we go again
Is this oh eight, nine, or ten?
Can't tell in this game