10-15 turnovers eachDo any of you see a way in which Missouri could win, but still come in slightly below us?
Missouri wins 2-0 after Auburn snaps the ball through their own endzone
Both head coaches storm off the field cursing like sailors and giving the middle finger salute to the SEC commish and directly into ESPN cameras
Then, pending an MSU uset, we're golden!
Edit: No offense to sailors.