Immigration and Customs Enforcement (I.C.E.) (part III)



A La Guardia TSA Agent Tells All​


What is ICE actually doing there?​

They’re the reason that we’re not getting paid. And now I’m working next to that person. And they’re getting paid to do nothing. They’re not trained. It takes six months to train a Transportation Security Officer. They’ve received none of that. A tweet went out and the next day they’re at the airport walking around sipping coffees, holding on to their vest. They arrived on Monday, and now they’re hanging out in the break room doing nothing. They’re warming up their lunch. I don’t know what you’re hungry from — you didn’t do anything! We already have Federal Air Marshal police and Port Authority police, so there’s already ten armed officers at any given moment.

Are the ICE agents armed too?​

Why do you need your vest and gun to move a line? That’s weird. If police said they were going to come in and help you move a bag or a tray, I don’t think they’d come in riot gear. It’s gonna make anybody feel uncomfortable. Don’t you guys have ICE T-shirts? Don’t they have ICE polos?
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Six months of training, hahahaha

ICE may or may not be helping, but TSA agents acting like they spent more than 10 minutes in training are hilarious.

:ROFLMAO:

What does it take to become a TSA officer?​

TSOs, or transportation security officers, who operate screening equipment to scan for dangerous objects, carry out searches and control terminal entry points and exits, among other duties, undergo in-depth training.

“What I want people to truly understand is that it takes a long time to become a TSA officer,” Caleb Harmon-Marshall, founder of the Gate Access newsletter and who worked as a TSO for eight years, told USA TODAY.

He estimated it took him five to six months to become certified, which included training at a facility near Miami International Airport and on-the-job training with an experienced TSO. “So you work with them for a few weeks, and then you take several extensive tests to make sure you are certified on every single function,” he said, from the X-ray machine to pat-downs.

Acting TSA Administrator Ha Nguyen McNeill said at a House Committee on Homeland Security hearing on March 25 that training for TSOs takes four to six months.

Harmon-Marshall, who spent most of his TSA career at Atlanta's international airport, noted that “aviation security is completely different than what ICE does.”

“TSA officers are specifically looking for prohibited items,” he said. “They're looking for knives, guns, bullets, anything that could cause harm, and that takes a skilled eye.” Harmon-Marshall said he became so proficient in X-rays that he could tell the difference between MacBook and HP laptops.
 

What does it take to become a TSA officer?​

TSOs, or transportation security officers, who operate screening equipment to scan for dangerous objects, carry out searches and control terminal entry points and exits, among other duties, undergo in-depth training.

“What I want people to truly understand is that it takes a long time to become a TSA officer,” Caleb Harmon-Marshall, founder of the Gate Access newsletter and who worked as a TSO for eight years, told USA TODAY.

He estimated it took him five to six months to become certified, which included training at a facility near Miami International Airport and on-the-job training with an experienced TSO. “So you work with them for a few weeks, and then you take several extensive tests to make sure you are certified on every single function,” he said, from the X-ray machine to pat-downs.

Acting TSA Administrator Ha Nguyen McNeill said at a House Committee on Homeland Security hearing on March 25 that training for TSOs takes four to six months.

Harmon-Marshall, who spent most of his TSA career at Atlanta's international airport, noted that “aviation security is completely different than what ICE does.”

“TSA officers are specifically looking for prohibited items,” he said. “They're looking for knives, guns, bullets, anything that could cause harm, and that takes a skilled eye.” Harmon-Marshall said he became so proficient in X-rays that he could tell the difference between MacBook and HP laptops.
Nice quotes, but they are ridiculous. If you've travelled through Atlanta, Memphis, etc you'll understand - there are literal retards in many TSA positions.

The fact that TSA has had a continual failure rate in the 80+% rate should tell you all you need.

But by all means, let the Wendy's fry guy tell you how difficult his job is...
 
Nice quotes, but they are ridiculous. If you've travelled through Atlanta, Memphis, etc you'll understand - there are literal retards in many TSA positions.

The fact that TSA has had a continual failure rate in the 80+% rate should tell you all you need.

But by all means, let the Wendy's fry guy tell you how difficult his job is...
Sadly, I have proven more than once that it doesn’t take much training to grab my junk. I wonder how many of my exes are now TSA agents….
 
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This whole notion that we have this massive wave of criminal illegal aliens. It simply doesn't hold water.

Prove me wrong. :/

The American Immigration Council comparedcrime data to demographic data from 1980to 2022, the most recent data available, toreveal historical trends and capture the latest patterns.The data showed that as the immigrant share of thepopulation grew, the crime rate declined.In 1980, immigrants made up 6.2 percent of the U.S.population,6 and the total crime rate was 5,900 crimesper 100,000 people. By 2022, the share of immigrantshad more than doubled, to 13.9 percent, while the totalcrime rate had dropped by 60.4 percent, to 2,335 crimesper 100,000 people.7 Specifically, the violent crimerate fell by 34.5 percent and the property crime rate fellby 63.3 percent. Total crime rates are a combinationof violent crimes, categorized as murder andmanslaughter, rape, robbery, and aggravated assault;8and property crimes, categorized as burglary, larceny,and motor vehicle theft.9The same pattern holds true for data from recentyears. From 2017 to 2022, the immigrant share of theU.S. population rose from 13.7 percent to 13.8 percent,an increase of 1.7 million people. At the same time,the national total crime rate dropped from 2,758 per100,000 people to 2,335 per 100,000 people, a 15.3percent decrease. The violent crime rate alone droppedfrom 395 per 100,000 people to 381 per 100,000people, a 3.6 percent decrease.
 
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Six months of training, hahahaha

ICE may or may not be helping, but TSA agents acting like they spent more than 10 minutes in training are hilarious.

:ROFLMAO:

Hey now, it doesn't take long to train. If Hollywood has taught us anything, it is that dumb untrained grunts or average people can be trained in a few days to do complex tasks that takes educated trained people years to learn.
 
Maybe Krist Noem was quietly shown her way out before the news of her husband's tilt-a-whirls hit the presses? :D
Hang on now, let's not assume he's some kind of perv. It's possible he is pretending to be an old English nanny to fool his wife into letting him spend time with his kids. Hell, for all we know, he just signed a contract to start his own TV kids show.
 

This whole notion that we have this massive wave of criminal illegal aliens. It simply doesn't hold water.

Prove me wrong. :/

The American Immigration Council comparedcrime data to demographic data from 1980to 2022, the most recent data available, toreveal historical trends and capture the latest patterns.The data showed that as the immigrant share of thepopulation grew, the crime rate declined.In 1980, immigrants made up 6.2 percent of the U.S.population,6 and the total crime rate was 5,900 crimesper 100,000 people. By 2022, the share of immigrantshad more than doubled, to 13.9 percent, while the totalcrime rate had dropped by 60.4 percent, to 2,335 crimesper 100,000 people.7 Specifically, the violent crimerate fell by 34.5 percent and the property crime rate fellby 63.3 percent. Total crime rates are a combinationof violent crimes, categorized as murder andmanslaughter, rape, robbery, and aggravated assault;8and property crimes, categorized as burglary, larceny,and motor vehicle theft.9The same pattern holds true for data from recentyears. From 2017 to 2022, the immigrant share of theU.S. population rose from 13.7 percent to 13.8 percent,an increase of 1.7 million people. At the same time,the national total crime rate dropped from 2,758 per100,000 people to 2,335 per 100,000 people, a 15.3percent decrease. The violent crime rate alone droppedfrom 395 per 100,000 people to 381 per 100,000people, a 3.6 percent decrease.
none of the wingnut boogeymen hold water
 
nothing to see here folks


WASHINGTON — ICE agents will be stationed outside graduation events for the nation’s newest Marines to identify whether any of their family members are undocumented, according to the Marine Corps.
 
Maybe Krist Noem was quietly shown her way out before the news of her husband's tilt-a-whirls hit the presses? :D

Exactly the same thing occurred to me. It was widely known that the real head of DHS was Corey Lewandowski and also her real bed mate. It certainly wasn't boob-man, who appealed to one of his flirt for pay partners to "make him a girl." It all seems to fit...
 
Exactly the same thing occurred to me. It was widely known that the real head of DHS was Corey Lewandowski and also her real bed mate. It certainly wasn't boob-man, who appealed to one of his flirt for pay partners to "make him a girl." It all seems to fit...

It just seems so ironic how much of this goes on among the social conservatives. And it always comes up to the surface, making them all look pathetic.
 
It just seems so ironic how much of this goes on among the social conservatives. And it always comes up to the surface, making them all look pathetic.
Sexual perversions don't card check you at the door. There are plenty of leftists that love insert your perversion here. Trying to claim that conservatives are the freaky/teakiest is laughable at best.
 

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