Kerry's Pet Bird

[FarRight]

I just found out that Kerry has a pet yellow canary named 'Sunshine'. How can anyone be President with such a gay pet? I bet it makes a cute little nest in that hair of his.
How can the libs vote for him - I bet he keeps it in a cage. That bird didn't do anything. He's innocent. Kerry has imprisoned an innocent bird. I hear he's gonna roast it for Thanksgiving this year too. Oh Peta, please forgive him! And what if he lets him go? Well that little bird might crap on an innocent tree! Oh My! What shall we do?


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-FarRight

 

[fundytide]

Thanks FartRight. We all benefit from brilliant minds sharing their keen political insights on those policy issues that are critical to supporting informed decision-making about who will lead the free world for the next five years.

 

[FarRight]

For someone voting for Kerry, you sure lack a sense of humor. I mean look at him - he's a cartoon. And, of course your mistyping my username is absolutely 'brilliant'. That 'fart-like' smell you might be referring to could be your nose. It's obviously been stuck up Kerry's butt. If you are going to try to take the intellectual high road, here's some advice: Attempt to be intellectual. Your having been the product of a liberally controlled education system you probably have never been exposed to intelligence. Lighten up buddy. Life's too short to hate everything.

 

[jdpas29]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by FarRight:
For someone voting for Kerry, you sure lack a sense of humor. I mean look at him - he's a cartoon. And, of course your mistyping my username is absolutely 'brilliant'. That 'fart-like' smell you might be referring to could be your nose. It's obviously been stuck up Kerry's butt. If you are going to try to take the intellectual high road, here's some advice: Attempt to be intellectual. Your having been the product of a liberally controlled education system you probably have never been exposed to intelligence. Lighten up buddy. Life's too short to hate everything. </font>

fundy wins the grammar portion of this tinkLing contest...

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[jdpas29]

i'm not an english major, but i will do my best to sort out this round of.... *drum roll*********

BATTLE of the INTELLECTUALS!!!
----------the game where YOU decide who's the smarter internet personality!!!

i mean... look at this monster of a sentence.

"We all benefit from brilliant minds sharing their keen political insights on those policy issues that are critical to supporting informed decision-making about who will lead the free world for the next five years."

as long as it may be, it is not a run-on. it is classic fundy. but it was prefaced with ...

"Thanks FartRight."

oopsie! did we forget to attend comma class?

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on the other team --- FarRight...

"Your having been the product of a liberally controlled education system you probably have never been exposed to intelligence. Lighten up buddy."

the idea was good, but you actually didn't need the very first word of the sentence. place a comma after system and up.

WOO HOO!!!

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[Nate Harris]

AwwwwRIGHT children! Nap time!

 

[fundytide]

FarRight: I doubt very much I'll be voting for either Bush or Kerry.

If you're interested in having an 'intellectual' debate about a particular public policy issue, I'd be happy to participate. I hope you aim a little higher than you have on other threads.

 

[JH-ATL]

FarRight

I enjoyed your image of the wannabe "leader-of-the-free-world" having a pet "yellow canary". Canary and kerry, it just has a "right" ring to it. Certainly fits my image of him.

Also, that "hair mop" would make a great nesting ground for the canary, provided kerry would quit putting on the pint of hair spray every day.




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[fosterkeats]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by FarRight:
I just found out that Kerry has a pet yellow canary named 'Sunshine'. How can anyone be President with such a gay pet? I bet it makes a cute little nest in that hair of his.
How can the libs vote for him - I bet he keeps it in a cage. That bird didn't do anything. He's innocent. Kerry has imprisoned an innocent bird. I hear he's gonna roast it for Thanksgiving this year too. Oh Peta, please forgive him! And what if he lets him go? Well that little bird might crap on an innocent tree! Oh My! What shall we do?


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Looks like someone is extremely homophobic... and oblivious... get a life...

 

[FarRight]

FosterKeats:
A few things:
A. Why do you feel the need to reprint everyone's post? I know you have nothing original to say, but you waste valuable server space in doing so. You know, kind of like the air that you breath.
B. I'm certainly not afraid of homosexuals. What I am afraid of is that I will have to pay for their healthcare when you libs give gays full marital status. I know that you think the government provides all things to all people, but its working people like me that have their income stolen from them that really pay for all your liberal programs. You can thank me now if you want, but I don't expect it from the likes of you.
C. As far as getting a life, you are obvious about 13 years old (mentally if not physically). If you are any older I'd be bloody surprised because your own opinions haven't been formed. You can only replay those things others have said without giving any thought to what they really mean. Here's a little hint: Many things often look good on the surface, but, given a little thought, they are not what they seem. Don't be afraid to change your opinion later when you find you're wrong! I know your life probably (forgive me for using a vague liberal word like 'probably') consists of skate-boarding and video games. For me, that's no life.
D. Your welcome.


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-FarRight

 

[TommyMac]

"Fartright"??? Did you really think anyone would think that was clever?