KILL ME- I have officially stepped in it

[kfo9494]

For Valentines, my girlfriend asked me "Instead of going out to eat or getting me something will you go to a show with me?"
Sure thinking maybe a comedy club or even a movie--
So I cleared everything for the 13th so I can get this date over for another year.
>
But I got to thinking what 'what kind of show' - I did not want to go to some all male review thing- so I called her Thursday and see said it was not a male show at all. In fact it is a play in Huntsville and the cost $10 a person. Great--
OK watch a boring play, go eat somewhere and be the good boyfriend.I may even open the car door for her.
>
TODAY- I find out the play is "The Vagina Monologues"
DARN YOU St Valentine!

 

[Bodhisattva]

For Valentines, my girlfriend asked me "Instead of going out to eat or getting me something will you go to a show with me?"
Sure thinking maybe a comedy club or even a movie--
So I cleared everything for the 13th so I can get this date over for another year.
>
But I got to thinking what 'what kind of show' - I did not want to go to some all male review thing- so I called her Thursday and see said it was not a male show at all. In fact it is a play in Huntsville and the cost $10 a person. Great--
OK watch a boring play, go eat somewhere and be the good boyfriend.I may even open the car door for her.
>
TODAY- I find out the play is "The Vagina Monologues"
DARN YOU St Valentine!

LOL! An evening with angry, man-hating feminists. Sounds charming.

 

[Relayer]

Just say no to the talking snapper.

 

[Bamaro]

Check your boys at the door

 

[Bama Reb]

She can't have much respect for you to trick you into going and watching something so gross and profane. So before you leave the house, put a 12 pack of beer in a cooler and grab your favorite girly mag. When you get to the theater, pull out the magazine and open a beer. Then smile and tell her to have a good time. :biggrin2:
I guarantee you she won't get out of the car, and will want to go right back home. She'll never make that mistake again, either. :wink:

 

[tidehawk]

Just say no to the talking snapper.

:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

 

[SavannahDare]

Why in God's name would she want you to go with her to that?!?!?!

That's something to go to with your girlfriends - no guys allowed.

And for Valentine's Day? Good Lord!

 

[AngryEwok]

Cash for clunkers.

 

[Bamaro]

Why in God's name would she want you to go with her to that?!?!?!

Control?

 

[derek4tide]

Sorry to hear that you lost your manhood.

 

[TideFan in AU]

Cash for clunkers.

You sir owe me a new phone!
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[jangalang]

 

[GulfCoastTider]

kfo, you must be a man and tell her that you are not going.

 

[bayoutider]

 

[It's On A Slab]

Prayers sent.

Endeavor to persevere.

 

[J.Will]

It's got to be a joke. She's gonna take you to a strip club or something...

 

[Saban14]

I LOL'd hard when I wiki'd the "Vagina Monologues". One of the songs, "My mother slapped me when I was 12", sounds pretty hilarious! Man, I say go. It's gonna be hilarious...in an "unintentional funny" kind of way.

 

[J.Will]

I LOL'd hard when I wiki'd the "Vagina Monologues". One of the songs, "My mother slapped me when I was 12", sounds pretty hilarious! Man, I say go. It's gonna be hilarious...in an "unintentional funny" kind of way.

It's funny when watched from the safety of your home, but live? These women will de-ball you and laugh as they celebrate their liberated womanhood and freedom from your phallus.

I still think this is a put on. If she wants to feel empowered she should go to something you could both enjoy...like a burlesque show. Burlesque shows are freaking awesome.

 

[Bamaro]

Well, after going you can sing soprano :tongue:

 

[92tide]

you could pretend it is halloween and dress up as kd lang. it worked for rob schneider.

you never know what you might get to see