Link: Les Miles: "I don't read books"

[UAME]

To steal a line from the Ol Ball Coach, I guess Les prefers to color in them.:biggrin:

Reading his press conference transcript, I thought this was an amusing line:

"When I wake up in the morning and I turn that film on, it’s like reading a book, and it’s exciting. I don’t read books, but if I read books, it would be like reading a book."


Link to Miles Presser

 

[rizolltizide]

That dude has about 14 screws loose.

 

[bamachile]

Les is a character, all right. If I were a journalist, I would interview him often as he's always good for a line or two.

 

[lafella]

:eek2:

 

[TiderB]

Well, maybe if he decides to read a book he can borrow "To Kill a Blackbird" from Pat Dye. :biggrin2:

 

[T-Town BamaFan]

Well, maybe if he decides to read a book he can borrow "To Kill a Blackbird" from Pat Dye. :biggrin2:

Man, You gotta love that statement.....:eek2:

And just for the record, he can't loan it to Les, He's already colored it :biggrin:


:BigA:

 

[Leeroy]

Les. Deja Vu, all over again.






Roll Tide

 

[crimsonaudio]

Between fits of laughter I read that about three times yesterday. Stunningly hilarious.

 

[Crimson Surfer]

Between fits of laughter I read that about three times yesterday. Stunningly hilarious.

The statement itself was funny but his little chuckle after he said it was like an exclaimation point of stupity. I just shook my head and laughed when he said that. lol

 

[SavannahDare]

That's funny right there. I don't care who you are.

 

[NativeTider]

What a GOOB!

:bs_imwifstupid:

 

[crains]

:BigA:Everyone probably knew that before he said it!:conf2::conf2::conf2: But he is the coach!:BigA:

 

[crimson_blood]

That's the first time I've listened to a full-length presser by Les...and he just strikes me as a guy who's been popped in the noggin one too many times.

Here's a standard sentence from Lester the Mad Hatter:

"Yeah, I AUHHHHHHH think AUHHHHHHHHH the key for us is AUHHHHHH that we play four quarters of STRONG football, AUHHHHHHHH from start to finish and AUHHHHHHH without lapses on offense, defense and AUHHHHHHHH special teams..."

 

[Spot Dailey]

Les "Dubya" Miles......... Hmmmmm.. That sounds about right.

 

[crimsonmoon]

Kurt Russell on acid.

 

[Redwood Forrest]

I sometimes go to sleep while reading my TV.

 

[TommyMac]

I doubt that anyone thought he did. :biggrin: