Let's get ready to rumble....

[Ldlane]

From CNN.com....



Lawmaker wants tiny boxing gloves on Roosters

To try to revive it, he has proposed that roosters wear little boxing gloves attached to their spurs, as well as lightweight, chicken-sized vests configured with electronic sensors to record hits and help keep score.

"That boys about as sharp as a pound of wet liver" - Foghorn Leghorn

 

[Pachydermatous]

It's like the fencing that you see on the Olympics, you know, where they have little balls on the ends of the swords and the fencers wear vests," said Shurden. "That's the same application that would be applied to the roosters."

But fencing ain't no money-making sport, Shurden. It costs you. You're just trying to kill cockfighting by producing sissy roosters. Wait! Maybe they'll make it an Olympic sport like water polo. Then Oklahoma can levy a new tax to send their rooster team to the games!

 

[TexasBama]

I guess its fittin' that pols live off the public teat, 'cause they sure couldn't make it on their own.

 

[jdpas29]

fire him now