Make me laugh out loud! (pictures/jokes)

Cape Tide

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Jun 3, 2009
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I think this is Gump4Heisman.com's best post (I have to go back and read it at least once a week):

Top 10 teams Gene Chizik has beaten:



1) South Dakota State

2) Kansas State

3) Iowa

4) Colorado

5) Kent State

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Gump4Heisman’s #1 Thing That Rhymes with “Chizik”:



“Disaster”
Other famous 5-19’s:




May 19th, 1994: Jackie Kennedy Onassis passes away. Coincidentally, the last time Auburn led the head-to-head series with Alabama was in 1963, the year her husband was assassinated in the head.



May 19th, 1935: T.E. Lawrence, the real-life “Lawrence of Arabia,” is killed in a motorcycle wreck. Coincidentally, 73 years later Auburn Football would be killed in a train wreck.



May 19th, 1536: Anne Boleyn, the 2nd wife of Henry VIII, is beheaded. Interestingly, wives of Henry VIII have a higher success rate than head coach Gene Chizik. (2-out-of-6 (33%) vs. 5-out-of-24 (20.8%)). Way to go ladies!
There is plenty more if you read the whole post. Warning: There are some jokes about AU being racist that some may find offensive.
 

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