Man Law reminder about being around another man's grill/bbq pit.

bayoutider

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Didn't we just have that discussion about cleanliness in another thread?

Great concept, but my meat thermo takes ALL the guesswork out.

Steak: Medium Rare 145 degrees

Hamburgers: 165 degrees

Poultry/pork chops: 160 degrees

Salmon, other fish: 135/140 degrees.
I see you have been completely domesticated and have no spirit of the caveman left in you.

 

JagTider

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BBQ RULES
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] The woman buys the food. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes desert. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] [/FONT]THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. [/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
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The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.

Important again:
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. [/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.[/FONT]
 

Atlmetroguy

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Two my best friends, one likes steak beyond well done, the other just says, "Put it a picture of an open flame for 5 seconds and throw it on the plate".

I'm starting to use the finger method for steaks and chops, but still use a thermometer for poultry.

While we're on the subject, can anyone recommend a good butcher in Birmingham? When I visit my mom in Scottsboro, I cand swing through Huntsville on the way home and hit a little store called Star Markets, which has a great meat counter. But I'd like something a little closer.
Yup...try Mr. P's on Shades Crest Road.

Mr.P's Butcher Shop & Deli 813 Shades Crest Rd. Birmingham, AL 35226 Phone: 205-823-6136

Pilleteri's
 

rizolltizide

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I'm picking up a 70 lb pig tomorrow to roast Saturday. My 2nd annual Memorial Day Pig Roast. We do it cuban style and accompany it with a lot of mojitos, cigars, dominos, and women.
 

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Calle Ocho in Miami - I once spent a lovely Sunday afternoon there with my Puerto Rican girlfriend, who also served as my translator. I stuck out like a sore thumb amongst the throngs of revelers. But Lord Have Mercy did I have a good time. :party:
 

rizolltizide

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Calle Ocho in Miami - I once spent a lovely Sunday afternoon there with my Puerto Rican girlfriend, who also served as my translator. I stuck out like a sore thumb amongst the throngs of revelers. But Lord Have Mercy did I have a good time. :party:
Go on.
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