Manziel Sent Home from Manning Camp

Florida Tom

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I wasn't hung over. I just overslept. Never mind why I didn't have the courtesy to call. I'm just a kid, so it's not my fault. But no, I can't tell you if I had any alcohol. Again, I'm a kid...wait...never mind about that kid /under age thing. Erase that from what I said...or didn't say. I'm not sure any more.

Besides, it would have been all different if AJ, my babysitter, wet nurse, and diaper changer had just woken me up. See, he got up, took a shower, got dressed, and ever-so-quietly closed the door without disturbing my definitely not drunk slumber. So it's really AJ's fault.

Remember, I'm a kid. So don't think I'm responsible, or a leader or a representative of my school or anything like that. Unless, of course, you have sideline passes to the playoffs or can get me into a casino. In that case, I'm the quarterback, and I have this really cool trophy, and I deserve to have fun this summer.

But don't call my cell...it dies a lot. Remember, I'm just a kid and can't always remember that re-charging thing, especially when I'm not drunk.
This is the BEST post of the year so far!
 

JIB

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http://m.washingtonpost.com/sports/...fa0a28-f077-11e2-9008-61e94a7ea20d_story.html

Here's an article by Sally Jenkins praising Manziel and excoriating his critics.

Just a reminder that no one says Manziel is the younger Heisman winner. He's not. Mark Ingram was younger and had bigger issues to deal with off the field (ie his dad). Ingram never got caught up in any of this nonsense.

They blame the media for manziel's troubles. What a load.
 

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http://m.washingtonpost.com/sports/...fa0a28-f077-11e2-9008-61e94a7ea20d_story.html

Here's an article by Sally Jenkins praising Manziel and excoriating his critics.

Just a reminder that no one says Manziel is the younger Heisman winner. He's not. Mark Ingram was younger and had bigger issues to deal with off the field (ie his dad). Ingram never got caught up in any of this nonsense.

They blame the media for manziel's troubles. What a load.
So this idiot praises Manziel and slams AJ.:rolleye2:
 

runatl

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AJ has absolutely no obligation to wake him up.

This guy is a fool.
I just want the season to start so they can go 6-6 and I never hear about them again.




This author is a ........

McCarron also took a shot, if an illiterate one, at Manziel’s appearance at the ESPY’s on Twitter. “I don’t have to be at a award show to know what my team did,” he wrote.


TWITTER HAS A CHARACTER LIMIT. HE COULDN'T PUT THE "N" EVEN IF HE HAD WANTED TO. Not saying he made the mistake on purpose, but the author is trying to make AJ look like he's stupid.


And that's not even a shot at JM.

 
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jabcmb

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http://m.washingtonpost.com/sports/...fa0a28-f077-11e2-9008-61e94a7ea20d_story.html

Here's an article by Sally Jenkins praising Manziel and excoriating his critics.

Just a reminder that no one says Manziel is the younger Heisman winner. He's not. Mark Ingram was younger and had bigger issues to deal with off the field (ie his dad). Ingram never got caught up in any of this nonsense.

They blame the media for manziel's troubles. What a load.
I know, I know, we'uns in the flyover states don't know nothing about college football and Johnny Manziel. Thankfully, the erudite and godlike Washington Post has explained it to us pro bono!
 

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I know, I know, we'uns in the flyover states don't know nothing about college football and Johnny Manziel. Thankfully, the erudite and godlike Washington Post has explained it to us pro bono!
"Johnny Manziel may be immature, but his critics are childish."
And the people who criticize Manziel's critics are infantile. And the people who criticize them are fetal, and their critics are embryonic...
 

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I noticed that Manziel's tweet (which I can't site due to the language) during his rant didn't have a period at the end. He must not know how to read. So I guess this person assumes that since AJ messed up one letter on twitter that he must be the cause of all of Manziel's issues this offseason.

AJ has absolutely no obligation to wake him up.

This guy is a fool.
I just want the season to start so they can go 6-6 and I never hear about them again.




This author is a ........

McCarron also took a shot, if an illiterate one, at Manziel’s appearance at the ESPY’s on Twitter. “I don’t have to be at a award show to know what my team did,” he wrote.


TWITTER HAS A CHARACTER LIMIT. HE COULDN'T PUT THE "N" EVEN IF HE HAD WANTED TO. Not saying he made the mistake on purpose, but the author is trying to make AJ look like he's stupid.


And that's not even a shot at JM.

 

TIDE-HSV

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AJ has absolutely no obligation to wake him up.

This guy is a fool.
I just want the season to start so they can go 6-6 and I never hear about them again.




This author is a ........

McCarron also took a shot, if an illiterate one, at Manziel’s appearance at the ESPY’s on Twitter. “I don’t have to be at a award show to know what my team did,” he wrote.


TWITTER HAS A CHARACTER LIMIT. HE COULDN'T PUT THE "N" EVEN IF HE HAD WANTED TO. Not saying he made the mistake on purpose, but the author is trying to make AJ look like he's stupid.


And that's not even a shot at JM.

By its nature, quick, short, grammar and spelling mistakes are par for the course. The writer is reaching - a long way...
 

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I'm waiting to see some pictures of Johnny Party Boy from Bourbon Street last week. I'm sure there were people he ran into knowing who he was.

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If you go to ESPN dot com you will see where they are reporting that AJ tried to wake up JM one morning, but they are not saying which morning that was. I had assumed, earlier today, that it was the morning in question. Continue down this path and JM may find out the hard way that karma is very, very fickle.
Okay, let's see he was last seen on Bourbon St at 4am on Saturday morning. Underage, likely drinking, and maybe even driving. Shows back up a noon on Saturday at MPA. Then spotted at 1AM and 3AM on Sunday morning clubbing back in CS. If this is the kind of schedule this dude is keeping up, this joker is living hard and fast.

Geez, man. I am glad Clay Travis didnt ask him if he was a virgin... I dont think we could have stood the answer to that question.
 
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