Question: Married men. Would you let your wife go in a club and "twerk"? LOL!!!

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First off. I had to look the word "twerk" up because I'm so far outside the realm of up to date slang it is pitiful. But I saw what it was before I knew what it was called. I love FB. The drunk driver's lane of the internet. A girl from college posted some pics and videos on her wall from what appeared to be a ladies night out. It seems they went "clubbin'" and had a little fun. She posted a video of several of them dancing and "twerking". She didn't get many comments or "likes" on the video and I'm going to assume it was because a married woman (with young kids) going into a club dancing like this wasn't viewed as the most responsible thing to do.

Call me a conservative married man if you will. But I'm not sure I'd want my wife in a club "twerking". Go look it up (if you don't know what it is) and give your opinion.
 
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First off. I had to look the word "twerk" up because I'm so far outside of the realm of up to date slang it is pitiful. But I saw what it was before I knew what it was called. I love FB. The drunk driver's lane of the internet. A girl from college posted some pics and videos on her wall from what appeared to be a ladies night out. It seems they went "clubbin'" and had a little fun. She posted a video of several of them dancing and "twerking". She didn't get many comments or "likes" on the video and I'm going to assume it was because a married woman (with young kids) going into a club dancing like this wasn't viewed as the most responsible thing to do.

Call me a conservative married man if you will. But I'm not sure I'd want my wife in a club "twerking". Go look it up (if you don't know what it is) and give your opinion.
You're right and no I would not. I believe any woman with self respect and loves her husband would not do it. Sends the wrong signal.
 

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You're right and no I would not. I believe any woman with self respect and loves her husband would not do it. Sends the wrong signal.
If she wants to do that we can always turn the music up in the bedroom, give the kids some "cough medicine" and she can "twerk" in front of me all she wants. But out at a club? Not gonna happen.
 

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Let? My wife does what she wants, as do I. She has never not let me do anything, nor I her.

That said she wouldn't even think of doing this so it's a non-issue
 
Let? My wife does what she wants, as do I. She has never not let me do anything, nor I her.

That said she wouldn't even think of doing this so it's a non-issue
"Let" in this case is a strong word. I guess think of more "put up with." I could not.


If she wants to do that we can always turn the music up in the bedroom, give the kids some "cough medicine" and she can "twerk" in front of me all she wants. But out at a club? Not gonna happen.
Cough medicine? Shhh... Don't give away the secrets of quietness!
 

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"Twerking" is about as attractive as cankles. While I don't "let" Mrs. Catfish do anything, I would discourage her from doing it anywhere outside of the confines of an aerobics studio. It does look like it'd probably be good exercise. Aside from that, it only looks like something a stripper would do.
 

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First off. I had to look the word "twerk" up because I'm so far outside the realm of up to date slang it is pitiful. But I saw what it was before I knew what it was called. I love FB. The drunk driver's lane of the internet. A girl from college posted some pics and videos on her wall from what appeared to be a ladies night out. It seems they went "clubbin'" and had a little fun. She posted a video of several of them dancing and "twerking". She didn't get many comments or "likes" on the video and I'm going to assume it was because a married woman (with young kids) going into a club dancing like this wasn't viewed as the most responsible thing to do.

Call me a conservative married man if you will. But I'm not sure I'd want my wife in a club "twerking". Go look it up (if you don't know what it is) and give your opinion.
Some of your threads are interesting to read. Not saying it is right but it's kinda like their escape from reality I guess. My wife and her friends from high school go to Gulf Shores every Summer as one of them has a condo there. They go and act like fools. I saw a video from their visit to FloraBama. Probably like your friends "twerk".
 

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Some of your threads are interesting to read. Not saying it is right but it's kinda like their escape from reality I guess. My wife and her friends from high school go to Gulf Shores every Summer as one of them has a condo there. They go and act like fools. I saw a video from their visit to FloraBama. Probably like your friends "twerk".
Actually they're only interesting on message boards. In the big scheme of things that go on in a day they are minuscule and most times not even worth a conversation. But when you post a topic on a message board that thread topic is "the topic". Much like a Seinfeld episode. LOL!
 

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"Twerking" is about as attractive as cankles... Aside from that, it only looks like something a stripper would do.
So is it attractive or not? If it's something a stripper would do, there's a particular type of attraction that needs to be met, one with a bed near by. :D
 

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Actually they're only interesting on message boards. In the big scheme of things that go on in a day they are minuscule and most times not even worth a conversation. But when you post a topic on a message board that thread topic is "the topic". Much like a Seinfeld episode. LOL!
Yep, I have to say that some of your threads could have been themes for more than a couple of Seinfield episodes.

Was up your way back on 4th of July. Went skiing/tubing with a friend that lives over in Benton. Forgot how many different places S-port had to go do that kind of stuff. Jealous. Wished I could move back home.
 

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So is it attractive or not? If it's something a stripper would do, there's a particular type of attraction that needs to be met, one with a bed near by. :D
Personally, I don't find cankles, twerking or strippers the least bit attractive. But, if any of that floats your boat, more power to you, brother! :wink:
 

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Yep, I have to say that some of your threads could have been themes for more than a couple of Seinfield episodes.

Was up your way back on 4th of July. Went skiing/tubing with a friend that lives over in Benton. Forgot how many different places S-port had to go do that kind of stuff. Jealous. Wished I could move back home.

Yeah, there are lot's of places to do stuff like that. But right now our lakes are being overtaken by salvinia. Thousands of acres of our lakes have been covered by it. They're introducing a weevil to naturally combat it. Hopefully it works. Because nothing else has so far.
 

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So it's women rubbing their butts on a stripper pole? This is just sexual equality at it's finest. You know, the slutification of females to show they're to be taken seriously.

They have equal rights to dance like whores and by gosh they will! :biggrin:

I guess some will do most anything to attract man's seed. :) GIRL POWER! :tongue:
 

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If my wife could twerk I would love for her to do it wherever, club, bedroom, side of the road, church, youtube, heck anywhere! ;) I probably wouldn't watch but that is beside the point! ;) She is a walking living pharmacy so if she could do it I would applaud! I might would try some of what she is taking! ;) But in reality if she was able to twerk she probably wouldn't be my wife! She would have done moved on to greener pastures no doubt! ;)
 

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