Masturbating passenger causes emergency landing

[Displaced Bama Fan]

http://jlnewsalert.com/2014/11/30/m...-on-a-virgin-flight-causes-emergency-landing/

Thanks a lot Bin Laden.

 

[DzynKingRTR]

Virgin Airlines ha ha ha ha ha
premature landing ha ha ha ha

 

[JBama_in_PCOLA]

Um... Come on...

Too soon?

 

[Elefantman]

You said "keep it upright", I didn't know you were talking about the seat back.

 

[BamaHoosier]

The jokes... they write themselves... too much awesomeness!

Was it a jumbo jet, or a puddle jumper though? Size does matter in these things [emoji6]

 

[CajunCrimson]

I find it hard to believe that one man can single-handedly take down a jumbo jet

 

[ValuJet]

You said hard.

 

[gmart74]

I wonder if he had an aisle seat.

 

[CajunCrimson]

You said hard.

I thought "single-handedly" was some of my better work

 

[DzynKingRTR]

the thread title alone had my full attention.

 

[cbi1972]

 

[Displaced Bama Fan]

You said hard.

What, no Beavis & Butthead laugh?

 

[Displaced Bama Fan]

 

[Bamaro]

I've heard of "happy endings"
This guy wanted a "happy landing"

 

[selmaborntidefan]

Would you really want to use his airline cushion as a flotation device?


Too bad this wasn't in the cockpit!


I wonder if he got charged for excess package?

Did the TSA molestation get him aroused?

Is this good for half a membership in the Mile High Club?

 

[rolltide_21]

How did he have a seat with that much elbow room in coach class? :biggrin:

 

[Elefantman]

How did he have a seat with that much elbow room in coach class? :biggrin:

Short joy stick?

 

[Mamacalled]

Name must have been Richard.

 

[mulletover]

Well, I'm not saying this guy has all his marbles but if the airline stewardess was the girl off the Hardee's commercial.......

 

[pyro]

I fail to see how a guy “Jizzing in his pants" caused an emergency landing...