Has anybody heard what his hunger strike demands are?
Demands just released from a group calling themselves "Concerned Cowbells 2015"...
I. We demand that the University of Alabama Head Coach Nick Saban write a handwritten apology for the Concerned Cowbells 2015 demonstrators and holds a press conference in the Mississippi State Student Center reading the letter. In the letter and at the press conference, Nick Saban must acknowledge his Crimson and White Male Coaching Privilege recognize that systems of oppression exist, and provide a verbal commitment to fulfilling Concerned Cowbells 2015 demands. We want Nick Saban to admit to his gross negligence, allowing his team to abuse our bulldogs, consenting to the physical violence of his players, and refusing to intervene when his team used excessive force on Dak Prescott.
II. We demand the immediate removal of Nick Saban as Alabama Head Football Coach and SEC Dictator. After his removal a new amendment to the SEC system policies must be established to have all future Alabama Head Football Coaches selected by by a diverse group of students, faculty, staff and administrators, from around The SEC, a group of exceptional diversity AND sensitivity regarding the long pattern of abuse and violence demonstrated BY Alabama under Nick Saban.
There are other demands which I will omit as they deal mostly with StingRay getting more time on Finebaum, meal allowances and food discounts, and either a state provided hostess escort, OR the creation of several anonymous accounts on Ashley Madison.