New Auburn Cheers

[iam4bama]

1. "It's great to be an Auburn Cryer" or

2. "It's great to be an Auburn Whiner"

Either one can be used in their current state of mind. Aubies are having a hard time dealing with these facts: beating them in the last 2 minutes, beating Gators for SEC title, Mark Ingram winning the Heisman, & Bama playing for 13th NC. Bless them hearts.

 

[bamanut_aj]

2 bits, 4 bits, 6 bits, a dollar
If you eat boogers, stand up and holler

*and Hair-Dye stadium goes wild*

 

[BamaDMD]

We can't stop you from winning the game

So we'll stop your Heisman and Moral victory claim.

 

[UAman2005]

The New Auburn Creed

I believe that this is a world against me and that I can count only on my trusty tin foil hat. Therefore, I believe in UFOs, big UFOs.

I believe in milking my cows. Which gives me the knowledge to milk wisely and not after they eat a big meal.

I believe in crying and whining, because it is bascially the only thing I know how to do.

I believe in the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and the Tooth Fairy because I am as nutty as a fruit cake.

I believe in conspiracy theories because at this point it is all I have to hold on to.

I believe in touching animals because a human wont dare go near me and my cow dung stench.

I believe that the REC controls all the world. They control my body, spirit, soul, and mind.

And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.

 

[TheCrimsonLiver]

I'm trying to get a jingle going with "Would you want some fries with that?"

 

[GMacFan]

Lol the other day I was taunting an Auburn fan and he pulls out the random fact that they've put more men in space than Bama, and I was like, whoa, you goin deep in the vault now aren't you

 

[rollntider]

Lol the other day I was taunting an Auburn fan and he pulls out the random fact that they've put more men in space than Bama, and I was like, whoa, you goin deep in the vault now aren't you

they have to see the effects on cows in space...

 

[bayoutider]

they have to see the effects on cows in space...

Yes

 

[mikes12]

I have had a few Auburn people make predictions throughout the season. They've pretty much been all wrong. (Except even I agreed preseason Auburn would look good during the first few games with WV and UT being tossups.) When they make predictions I always say "Your crystal ball hasn't helped you much lately. Oh wait, you don't have a crystal ball."

The crystal ball reference usually goes over their head.

 

[mikes12]

Lol the other day I was taunting an Auburn fan and he pulls out the random fact that they've put more men in space than Bama, and I was like, whoa, you goin deep in the vault now aren't you

And NASA used monkeys first. Do those count as Auburn men?

 

[bayoutider]

And NASA used monkeys first. Do those count as Auburn men?

 

[Just Win]

In Auburn, "tradition" is:

Scurrying out of the football stadium and up a long street to a lovely downtown village square street corner full of beautiful old trees............AND VANDALIZING IT ALL BY LITTERING IT WITH TOILET PAPER!

Why stop there, why not everyone just unzip and urinate all over the trees? And spray paint grafitti all over the sidewalks and buildings? Why stop at just rolling the trees?

'Nuff said.

 

[Redwood Forrest]

The New Auburn Creed

I believe that this is a world against me and that I can count only on my trusty tin foil hat. Therefore, I believe in UFOs, big UFOs.

I believe in milking my cows. Which gives me the knowledge to milk wisely and not after they eat a big meal.

I believe in crying and whining, because it is bascially the only thing I know how to do.

I believe in the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and the Tooth Fairy because I am as nutty as a fruit cake.

I believe in conspiracy theories because at this point it is all I have to hold on to.

I believe in touching animals because a human wont dare go near me and my cow dung stench.

I believe that the REC controls all the world. They control my body, spirit, soul, and mind.

And because Auburn men and women believe in these things, I believe in Auburn and love it.

So sad. So very sad. And so very funny :biggrin2:

 

[Redwood Forrest]

Bayou is on a roll arty:

 

[Bama Reb]

In Auburn, "tradition" is:

Scurrying out of the football stadium and up a long street to a lovely downtown village square street corner full of beautiful old trees............AND VANDALIZING IT ALL BY LITTERING IT WITH TOILET PAPER!

Why stop there, why not everyone just unzip and urinate all over the trees? And spray paint grafitti all over the sidewalks and buildings? Why stop at just rolling the trees?

'Nuff said.

Q: Do you know why you don't see urine stains on the trees?
A: Because they haven't been taught to unzip before urinating.

Q: Do you know why they throw toilet paper into the trees?
A: Because they haven't figured out what it's really for.

Q: Do you know why aubies wave their fingers in the air?
A: Same reason they throw the toilet paper into the trees.

:biggrin2:

 

[GMacFan]

Rolling the campus has to be one of the dumbest traditions (besides losing) at Auburn, and that is no meager feat. Honestly, what other school in the ENTIRE COUNTRY could come up with that tradition? Really, its like they're trying to see how ridiculous they can be, kind of like Malzhan's offense.

 

[RMRJMR]

I always say "Your crystal ball hasn't helped you much lately. Oh wait, you don't have a crystal ball."

The crystal ball reference usually goes over their head.

lol I can just imagine the look of confusion on their faces!

 

[exiledNms]

"V-I-C...T-R-Y...one more moral victry for us!" ("what?...it's s'posed to rhyme? Oh...so *that's* why we do that 'regal beagle, war durn eagle' thang...")

 

[IH8Orange]

Give me a C
Give me a H
Give me an O
Give me a P
Give me a B
Give me an L
Give me an O
Give me a K

Whatcha' got?

CHOPBLOK!

Say it again.

CHOPBLOK!

Louder!

CHOPBLOK!



We can't spell, we can't add, if we knew the score, we'd be sad.

It's great to have a moral vict'ry
It's great to have a moral vict'ry
It's great to have a moral vict'ry
and then we'll buy some rings

Rah rah ree
Pugh behind the knee
Rah rah raz
Up high goes Chaz

 

[Bama1970]

Give me a C
Give me a H
Give me an O
Give me a P
Give me a B
Give me an L
Give me an O
Give me a K

Whatcha' got?

CHOPBLOK!

Say it again.

CHOPBLOK!

Louder!

CHOPBLOK!



We can't spell, we can't add, if we knew the score, we'd be sad.

It's great to have a moral vict'ry
It's great to have a moral vict'ry
It's great to have a moral vict'ry
and then we'll buy some rings

Rah rah ree
Pugh behind the knee
Rah rah raz
Up high goes Chaz

:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin: